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What if it's a level 3 header?

Is it still interested in anal, cause I want a handjob... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:58, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Level three headers fit nicely in the rectum, yes. So you do me then I'll do you. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:00, 17 Oct

New Message

Is this the right spot? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:55, 17 October 2009

Bottom Please

No. As anything else would be wrong. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:44, Oct 17

I'm confused. You're confirming that you're a bottom then? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:49, 17 Oct

Puns of steel

Sorry, seeing you spit forth this shit gets right up my backside. Penetrating observation, I know, but I'm not interested in blowing smoke up your arse. (Should I have indented this by putting a colon first?) Pup t 00:35, 18/10/2009

Thanks for...

User:POTR/Template:Lateral Thanking Pup t 03:59, 20/10/2009

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:16, Oct 23

Poo Lit: The Oopsening

I crossed out User:SPIKE/FORTRAN, and shouldn't have. If you could read it and add it to your choices, I'd be much appreciative. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing.

The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out.

In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin Kato 17:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Say Wha?

You come back here this instant or I'll ban you for not editing. Err...yes...~Jewriken.GIF 23:25, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

You fucking cunt.

Don't you dare. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 23:26, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Well, bye then.

I'm sure you have your reasons for leaving (Temporary leave, I bet.). MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:37, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

K, maybe I should explain a bit.

Yes, I'm leaving. Yes, it's probably only temporary. The truth is RL has left me feeling not very funny lately. And it's showing up here. I've come to the realization that all I do here anymore is vote and post silly comments on the dump. I'm not actually contributing anything. So, I'm going to try a bit of a leave of absence. I'll still be reading, and I may log in to vote on VFH if something makes me laugh hard enough, but other than that I think I need to withdraw from Uncyc. Who knows, I'll probably change my mind in a day or two anyways. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:49, 27 Oct

All I do here is is vote and post silly comments on the dump. That's the point I thought! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:16, Oct 28
I respect the need to chill once in a while. But come back some time, mmkay? It won't kill you or make you any less funny. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:32, October 28, 2009 (UTC)


Sorry, but your reason for leaving is annoying me for some reason. For the most part of my time I spend on here I'm posting random garbage on forums or people's talk pages - well, predominantly talk pages - and writing nowhere near what my previous output has been. But I also know that I'm not going to get back and start writing if I walk away from here and don't try.

You are a writer with talent, and if you don't continue to expand that talent it will wither away and die, and the only way that you can expand it is to keep forcing yourself to write. Maybe one in five articles that you write will be fantastic, and the other four will be sub-par. Who cares? Without those four sub-par articles you won't get that fifth great one.

Stop posting on talk pages and forums if you must, but at least force yourself to write something each day, no matter how crap it is, and that joie de vivre that you get when writing will come back, and it will sparkle again. Pup 01:37, 28/10/2009

Yeah. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:07, Oct 28 2009
Well that does it then, I'm banning ya'll until he comes back. Maybe the guilt will bring him back. ~Jewriken.GIF

Last edit?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:04, 28 October 2009

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9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:38, Nov 3

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot—oh wait, if you're leaving it just might be. Darn.

Well, if you're seeing this, thanks, and hope you're feeling funnier soon—well, not as in feeling funny because I've ingested cyanide-laced chocolate! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[13:59 3 Nov 2009]

You know, that one user was pretty much right.

That pic on top of this page is genuinely in bad taste. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:34, 10 Nov

The entire lot of you can fuck right off into traffic. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:50, 11 Nov

Yes, I'm giving this to you, too, you faggot.

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:59, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Don't let the basterds get to you

Just thought I'd mention it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:49, 11 November 2009

Okay, that's it!

Read, understand, then stay the hell away from each other. You're acting like children. Bad children. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:59, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I know. Ban me if you think it's neccessary, but that was my final word on the subject and I'm done now. Scotch? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:02, 12 Nov
Just try to not make it worse. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:20, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I need your opinion on something important.

Which version is better of File:Elisha-cuthbert-3_copy.jpg? I like the current one, but then again, it has better saturation. I don't know which I would choose if someone with Photoshop skills fixed the first one. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:44, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

I like the current one too. I think I'd like it better even if the original was touched up. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:31, 13 Nov


Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:25, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

*Bows* -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:32, 17 Nov
Oh. I totally misunderstood that. I thought we were refering to the fact that I have the clap. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:36, 20 Nov
Oh yeah, that was it. Congratulations. -- minuscule Ape (loll) (Riot Porn) 23:47, November 20, 2009 (UTC)


Are we all cool again? Pup

Wat. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:53, 28 Nov
Man, you know all us cats be diggin' it real cool in tha freezer! Now lets all just bipptiy bop on into the sunset to catch the fly gig, know what I'm sayin'? Catch ya on tha flip-side, Puppy my boy. CthulhuPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!Cthulhu 01:03, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks a lot!

H1N1 influenza virus You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story!

Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

Sir Roger 00:45, December 7, 2009 (UTC)


AnimatedSpiral2 WELCOME TO VORTEX 102

The first semester will cover the entire spectrum of human biological vortices, with the first quarter focusing exclusively on the colonic vortex. In this animated simulation, the event horizon (colon) can be clearly distinguished. Unlike the hydraulic, atmospheric and gravitational vortex, the biological vortices aren't open ended systems with dubious conclusions as to where the crap goes in and comes out. Since biological systems are easily identifiable and make for an easy study, we'll be spending a lot of time on them. By understanding the biological vortices, we may glean insight into the larger picture. The foundation of all knowledge starts with the colonic vortex so study this animated gif for no less than an hour a day for the next week.
Thank You!
Dr S

With Vortex 101 and 102 on your resume, you can expect a 5.77% increase in your expected salary! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:01, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

In Gratitude

You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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Lay off of Why do I need to provide this?, would you? I don't know what he did to you, but you have proven to me that you cannot put something behind you and get on with your life. Forgive and forget, all right? Why's been pretty good about it, too-- he's taken it amazingly well in fact. But still I keep seeing a constant flow of not-so-passive-aggressive barbs aimed at him for something completely stupid. He is trying to do what he thinks is best for the wiki -- if he screws up once in a while, don't make a huge issue out of it. Can you honestly say that how you are treating Why is improving the wiki? Can you? Don't drive another user off of Uncyclopedia, Chris. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 23:41, Dec 17 2009

Seriously? Any other advice you wanna give me? Anything else I've proven to you? You don't know me, and in all honesty I couldn't give a shit less about that guy. If you have any further interpretations of my actions you'd like to share with me, don't. Also, fuck you for insinuating I've driven anybody off. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:49, 17 Dec

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