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You mean here? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:23, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

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So here it is. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:32, Aug 6

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That is all. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:19, Aug 6


Punk Floyd

Thanks for the nom. I wasn't going to PEE it because I thought it required knowledge of Floyd and/or Sex Pistols that would make it rather too specific. Still, glad you liked it. Shame so many people seem to dislike "What I did on my hols" which I thought was better. --Sog1970 22:39, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Especially since we featured the Sandcastle thing I added a link for in your article. Maybe it's just too soon after. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:49, 6 Aug


PF may have required some knowledge of Pink Floyd and The Sex Pistols but This requires knowledge of The Who and Dr Who, a combination even fewer people will understand, I expect. not sure it works though. --Sog1970 20:34, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
You're right, it may be a little niche, but I lolled IRL. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:53, 18 Sep
What he said. I lol't, especially at the captions of the images. Good job, there. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:06, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

VFS

nut brush: lol. that is all. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:57, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Wish I could say it's mine, but I stole it from some English comedian who's name escapes me at the moment. =D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:58, 7 Aug

Weird vote

Could you be a tiny bit clearer? Pup t 00:34, 8/08/2009

1. Opty was making a joke about the frivolity of abstains by creating a portmanteau of "against" and "abstain."
2. The score is 11, not 7, because admin votes traditionally count for double in forum/old-school VFS voting. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:46, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Bugger, means that I have to try and keep track of who is an admin and who isn't for the purposes of this vote if I'm working it out. I was thinking more along the lines of voting rules for NotM, given the topic, but I understand that Admins are twice the value of most users here. And although I appreciated the pun, I was still trying to get a little clarity. User:POTR/Invisiblesig

UnSignpost! August 9th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for Six Hats becoming a feature...

...and this is where I'm supposed to have made a really exciting template, but it's easier for me to just write this once and then cut and paste it a bunch of times. Pup t 09:30, 11/08/2009

Thanks

Thanks—the remake

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Thanks!

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:06, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

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God is not Dead--or is He?

Thanks so much for renomming the God article! Only one problem. If you go to the article and click on the link where it says "Please see this article's entry," you go to the old nomination which says a decision has already been made and don't edit the page. There may be people who want to vote who'll think it's already over. Can this be fixed? I'm asking someone else too so whichever of you gets there first please fix it! Thanks! Miley Spears 02:02, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I notice you've been "messin' up" a bit on VFH

Whether you've been failing to sign your votes, breaking numbering, not numbering at all, or anything else like that, I'm here to give you a warning and some recommended reading. Really recommended. Read that and please learn how to do things right from now on. Thank you. (Specifically, you bulleted your against vote on the Quentin Tarentino vote page) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:20, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for the notice. I'll sleep better tonight knowing that my colossal error was quickly and easily rectified by a quick edit. Seeing as how this has been an ongoing problem with me, I understand the necessity of this warning and the link to UN:FV. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:19, 21 Aug

A blast of wind is heard, as the good spaceship Serenity approaches your userpage ...

Thank you for supporting the Firefly article! <sarcasm style="obvious">Although, if I may, my plan was really to have it fail VFH after 11 days, have it quasi-featured, start a "Feature Firefly" campaign, and eventually rewrite and have featured the article on Serenity (which is kind of in a mess at the moment).</sarcasm> But thanks anyway! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:09 23 Aug 2009]

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

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Mister Prime

We need some help updating the HowTo and Why sections on a regular basis. You're interested? Up for the task? Gay? Apparently everyone in Uncyclopedia is gay so you might as well be one. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:42, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Aye, I'm sure I could lend a hand. My wife's step-father passed away last night though, so I won't be on for the next week. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:35, 2 Sep
Crap, sorry to hear that. My condolences. So, whenever you have the time. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:11, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th September

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:37, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber -34th

Absolutely not, please think of the 1885 </noinclude> buffalos! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:35, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

You don't have the QVFD js, do you?

Haha! You suck! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:27, 11 September 2009

HAHA, I do suck. Also, I never have any luck with .js since I have to use IE on this computer. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:29, 11 Sep
Too bad. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:06, 11 September 2009

Hi. Just dropping in to remind you that you suck. That is all. --C:\syndrome\_ 21:23, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

You know, this seems oddly familiar. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:58, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Attention Colonizers!

Where am I supposed to report to? I went to IC and there's no new project. I'm standing at attention waiting for orders. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:00, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Jeez, I just gone done delivering the notice. Gimme a minute and check back at IC. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:04, 11 Sep
I'm ready when you are. :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:10, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
I love it when you talk dirty. Also, I may have made an obligation for you, or something. Remember, once it's written in the dump, it's legally binding. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:14, 11 Sep

Thanks!

ic stuff

hey opty, i really haven't been around much the last month or so, and i don't plan on being active enough to take part in IC in a leadership role, so if you want you can take over full command of the ship. i hope to be around enough to contribute and such, but i sure won't have time for any sort of official stuff. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:26, September 12, 2009 (UTC)


Thank you from POOF

User:POTR/POOF Pup t 11:12, 13/09/2009

What's Happened To IC?

I was just thinking that maybe I could do something on there, but nothing has happened for weeks! Nameable mumble? 17:33, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

I thought you'd left?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:41 13 September 2009

Some people who seem to have the impression that I'm interested in their drama

Please fix this ASAP

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Optimuschris/Super_Secret_Girlie_Page!&curid=413676&diff=4101727&oldid=4100408

Please fix this ASAP. Thank you. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:15, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

As a reminder, here's where you apologized for starting this.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3AMiley_Spears&diff=4101628&oldid=4101135

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:45, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but you're not the boss of me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:01, 15 Sep


Please don't talk to me again

This http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3AMiley_Spears&diff=4101628&oldid=4101135

And this http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Optimuschris/Super_Secret_Girlie_Page!&curid=413676&diff=4101727&oldid=4100408

Please don't talk to me again. Thank you. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:04, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Ok. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:01, 15 Sep

You both need to get over yourselves. Miley, if you're so thin skinned you can't laugh at an obvious joke at your expense, then you're going to have a lot of problems here. You're giving me the impression that you like drama. This isn't a social networking site. I don't come here to make friends (or enemies). I don't honestly care what you think of me, and I certainly don't care if you get offended by anything here. And Whywhateveryournameis, you've been here for about five minutes. Maybe you should spend some time learning how things work around here before you start leaving suggestions on my talk page. For future reference, I'll make whatever jokes I want to on pages in my userspace. If you don't like it, don't look at it. It's not the dump, it's not an article in the mainspace. If it makes me giggle, I'll put it there. Mordillo removed the picture in question at your request and that peeves me a little but since unlike the two of you I loathe drama, I'm not going to make an issue about it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:01, 15 Sep

Sorry Opty, I wanted to end this dramatic headache. I'll send you a nude picture of me instead. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:47, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
No fear you damn Jew. I understand why you did. Truth is I would have removed it myself if I had been given a chance. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:08, 15 Sep

You can talk to me if you want.

But only about women and guns and stuff. I'm not gay. --C:\syndrome\_ 04:24, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

You can talk to me too, but only about bois, nude men, dicks, length of dicks, themed night-clubbing, non-themed night-clubbing, and naked men. because I am gay.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:21 15 September 2009
So, we allow gay people here? Sheesh. Where is this place coming to. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:25, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
To the 21st Century, possibly? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:29, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Orian's gay? Get OUT! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:40, 15 Sep

You know that jokes never gonna get funny.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:53 15 September 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:55, 15 September 2009
HAH! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:57, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
Stop laughing gize, it's not evar gunna be funneh! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:06, 15 Sep
I must say, I'm offended! /me turns around and leaves the room/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:26 16 September 2009
Mr. Winkler is rather offended as well.-Almost Sir Random Crap

The Doctor

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The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out.
He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation.

That's brilliant, isn't it?

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UnSignpost September 10/17

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:32, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

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UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:58, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

It's almost time, you sexy judge you

Poo Lit ends on the 18st. After that, from 19-25rd, you have to judge (leave your choices here by the start of the 26st). Before that, keep an eye on your category. I'm not saying all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. What I'm saying is all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:18, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

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Transformers Begins

On Uncyclopedia:Imperial_Colonization you voted for Transformers. As it says, "Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in." It's great you're going to participate! You can see ideas for the article and post your own at Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project. The article begins at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project. Thank you for agreeing to work on the article! --Imperial Colonization Fifth Undersecretary of Transformers. 01:51, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:42, 6 Oct

The image at the top

Please, remove it, it's so gay, and you're not a fan of homosexuality, are you? Also, please take my request as a one from a friend, not from an angry muslim. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:27, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I'm a HUGE fan of homosexuality. Especially when it involves somebody's sacred cow. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:53, 13 Oct
at least add a NSFW tag or something FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png
OK.


-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:10, 13 Oct

Yeah, it does make it interesting to come talk to you - especially when my boss's desk is behind mine. Fortunately, I almost never seem to come talk to you. Why do you think that is? I genuinely have no idea. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:19, Oct 13
Is it because you still owe me $20? It's okay, you can just keep it. I'd rather lose $20 than lose our friendship. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:31, 13 Oct P.S. I'm gonna need that $20 back.
Maybe you could add some burning flags. To have a little variety, you see. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:28, 13 October 2009
Man, why are you so stubborn? Move the picture to your userpage... Please. Also, the same as UU, I cant view your talkpage if there is anybody within a 20 meters radius FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:33, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
No. My talkpage. MY talkpage. Which, coincidentally, is in my userspace. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:38, 13 Oct
Dude, are you sober? FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png
Rarely. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:47, 13 Oct
Mahmoosha, just don't talk to him on his talkpage. Use his userpage instead. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 13 October 2009
it's too red. i can't FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png
Couldn't you, you know, block the image locally? It's not like its url changes constantly. --monika 00:08, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
No, but I can browse without images.. And I already did that. Thank, anyway FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 04:10, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Out of curiosity, why can't you? Are you browsing at a work site with adblock blocked, or an internet cafe that resets the computers regularly, or something like that? Because those are good reasons. --monika 04:25, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
worse. from a mobile phone FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png
People 20 meters away from you can see the images on your mobile phone's screen? Damn! I want one of those phones. --monika 06:39, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
buy a nokia n97 FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png

You're probably not aware of this

But you're pretty awesome. Also, pretty. Just thought you should know. *Swoon* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:57, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Wups. I had you mistaken for someone else. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:11, October 14, 2009 (UTC) No. Wait. It was you. You just combed with the part on the other side. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:25, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

No, you were right the first second time. I'm definitely not awesome. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:28, 14 Oct
You just need to trim down and get some sun. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:27, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
What is this...sun? you speak of? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:40, 14 Oct
How the hell should I know? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:58, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost quotes

Any comments on the first article? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:23, 14 October 2009

“Uncyclopedia hasn't been cool since 08. Ban 09's.”
~ Optimuschris
It amazes me how ED is so much more popular than us. Maybe we...wait, are that desperate as to get involved with 4chan?! That's the piss-pool of the interweb! But what will we do to save ourselves without getting total retards?!-Almost Sir Random Crap
Ban 09's. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:49, 14 Oct
Ahem the user coughed subtly, remind all and sundry that he came on board in the 09's Pup t 03:06, 15/10/2009

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009

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