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UnSignpost: 20th November2008

MrN9001 20:46, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

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MrN9001 21:05, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)

MrN9001 19:06, 5 December 2008 (UTC)


Are you, like, here? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:44 Dec 11

Sort of. I haven't been feeling real funny lately. I still read though. Sup? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:53, 12 Dec
Just missing you dearly. You never come on IRC no more. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 21:22 Dec 12

UnSignpost: 11th December

MrN9001 21:10, 11 December 2008 (UTC)


Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:43, Dec 21

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:45 Dec 21

UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:01, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

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MrN9001 16:02, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

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MrN9001 21:30, 15 January 2009 (UTC)


I'm sad.


You are not here.

It seems.

And that's why I'm sad.

See, I wrote a whole poem for you! Just for you! And it rhymes and everything. - [20:41 28 January 2009] YYettie

I'm still here. Sorta. Just haven't had anything to add in a while. I've been kicking around a couple ideas though, we'll see what comes of them. Also, you should really come and get your duffel bag out of my garage. What do you have in there? It smells like gym socks and stale beer. Plus there's some sort of fungus growing on it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:53, 30 Jan
Uh. As long as it isn't moving. It isn't moving is it? - [19:50 30 January 2009] YYettie
Not anymore... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:56, 3 Feb
Dismay, dismay
Oh how there is dismay in May
Thank you. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:01, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
JESUS CHRIST I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A POET, SYSRQ! - [21:13 4 February 2009] YYettie
I suppose I am a poet
I just didn't know it
Thank you. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:33, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
When did my talk page become a hang out for gheys? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:50, 4 Feb
When it was created. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:54, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh; that's right. Lemme get my KY. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:57, 4 Feb
Lemme get my anus. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:12, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Orian lets you carry it now? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:13, 4 Feb
Scuse me but I have standards. Also ta for the vote! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:15 4 February 2009
If by "standards" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:38, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Yes I have an anus. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:40 4 February 2009
With Yettie's tongue in it, amirite? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:44, 4 Feb
No he's all fridgid about that, aparently I don't wipe well enough. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:49 4 February 2009
I really meant that you have anus, but okay. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:56, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
What's a nus? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:57, 4 Feb
It's when you take a balloon and...never mind. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:04, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:29, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:14, Feb 5

Remember that when you're on a site other than a wiki... don't sign with four tildes. Not that I've ever done that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:20, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

I've started doing that in chatrooms and things recently, it's extreamly annoying because I so often forget to sign here now. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Orian57 (talk • contribs)
Ahh, force of habit... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:08, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah like picking your nose. I keep doing that too. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:14 5 February 2009
Nyuck nyuck. Just representin' Uncyc yo! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:39, 5 Feb

UnSignpost 12th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:45, Feb 11

UnSignpost 19th February2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:08, Feb 19


Here's the tl;dr version:

  1. It's a weekly cycle.
  2. Sunday, we pick an article.
  3. Monday and Tuesday, we talk about how to write it.
  4. Wednesday through Friday, we write it.
  5. Saturday, we finish it and put it up for review.
  6. ???
  7. PROFIT!!!!

Sir SysRq (talk) 00:02, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

I guess what I'm wondering is; seeing as how my time for Uncyc is pretty limited these days could I take part or are you only looking for regular users. Not that I'm not a regular user... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:09, 20 Feb
LOL THAT WAS A JOKE ABOUT DRUGS! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:11 20 February 2009
I was refering to penis. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:13, 20 Feb
THAT'S EVEN BETTERS! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:09 20 February 2009
Yeah, come on by. At least vote or something. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:29, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Find out whom this is, and be rewarded with beer.

1-541-844-2097 Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:57, 20 February 2009 (UTC)


I know, dont say stuff until they've happened. But I do believe my vote just tipped you ahead of me so (unless anything goes badly wrong) gratz on the feature ;) Cheers --Kit talk 22:17 25 February 22px-Flag of Sweden

Nope, you're still in the lead so congrats to you. It really is a great article! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:20, 25 Feb
Aww crap xD I hope I didnt jinx it now. Stupid me. Now I feel awful.. Well I sure hope your article gets featured =) As its been said its a bit different "theme"-wise from what usually gets featured and everyone knows that "Tragedy + time = joke". ;) G'luck --Kit talk 08:30 26 February 22px-Flag of Sweden

A token of appreciation!

Happy spok This is my happy face

Unlike this monkey you appreciated my article. Nerds all around the world are rejoicing and praising you as their newest Captain. Thank you for voting!

The Force is strong within you.

UnSignpost 26th February 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:23, Feb 26

Prime Chris

Flower power 4708d8a4838a8
Thanks For Being Groovy!

I am both deeply humbled and appreciative of your vote to promote me to Knight Grand Cross of the Order and shall send the magic van round to your flat with virtual contraband

Votes and kind words too! The doctor really appreciates you not eating an apple a day and staying in touch.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:56, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank you!


Good day, old chap! Thank you indeed for your vote on my article, UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?.
As a sterling reward, I will not deliberately make this text extremely tiny around these pictures of some rather cracking Japanese girls I've supplied for you.
... I say, are you still there, old boy?


--SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:43, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:56, Mar 6

Another FA!

Are you happy with what I did with this? I was not sure how best to handle the dialogue as it needed to fit into the small space on the front page. I'm obviously happy to change it to whatever if ya are not happy with it... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:42, Mar 6

Looks good to me, thanks for asking. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:44, 6 Mar

Rorschach was here.

Rorschach had just replaced his "who emo the emos" with a simpler and more relevant "Rorschach's Journal". Check it out.--A. SHePerD 03:22, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Yet another thanks!

Combo I Told Her Thanks For Voting To Feature Private Eye

But she looked at me like I was wearing orange in the St Patrick's Day parade. I wasn't sure if that was fog behind me or if my favorite place for take-out Chinese food had just went up in flames but I knew that I'd better make this quick either way. "You were great, kid" I told her but her facial expression never changed. She kicked off her heels and put on a pair of roller skates but she looked about as comfortable in them as a woodpecker in the petrified forest. She took one last drag off her cigarette, blew the smoke in my face, flicked the butt at my feet and rolled away into the night - leaving me standing there like a wide screen TV on layaway. I took another sniff of the air and now I was sure, Chang's Wok Inn was definitely on fire and it looked like it was going to be another night of hamburger helper and "Juggs" magazine..............................

You've been too kind!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:53, 8 March 2009 (UTC)


Hi, just wanted to remind you that our current Colonization, Jew, is still going. While things may be looking a bit slow right now, all it takes are a few good Colonizers to breathe some life into it again. Sure, it's going to take some work, but that's what IC is all about! Come on down and give us a hand, won't you?

Much love,
Sir SysRq (talk) 23:16, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Today is a special day!

It may have started as a little turd, but you helped make it into an award winning pile!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:40, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 12th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:38, Mar 13

In Gratitude

Well deserved dude. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:33, 17 Mar

UnSignpost 19th March

MnbvcxzBot 05:23, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

In gratitouille


Neurotic Neil thanks you for voting!

Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

Good to have you back. and have you written anything recently Cos I still love, 21 days. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 12:41 26 March 2009

Most of my limited time has been spent Colonizing, but I've got an idea I've been kicking around. We'll see what becomes of it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:44, 26 Mar


hey oc, just wondering if you had any comment on uncyclopedia's new 'famous' status. how does it feel to finally be cool? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:51, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Shit, I'll let you know when I find out. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:58, 26 Mar

UnSignpost 26th March 09

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--MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:18, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 2nd April 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:55, Apr 2

Bloody hell

Did I need that vote! My balls are right on the chopping board over there at the moment! Glad you liked it man. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:54, Apr 3

Liked it? I HATED it! But not quite as much as I hate Uncyc. You're very welcome for the spite vote.  :P -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:09, 3 Apr

UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009

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More Stuff For Opti


It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie
They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

I think we need a little buffer in-between the newspapers on this here talkpage! Thx for the vote, Chris.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:27, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude

I'm partial to the ol' e/space swap myself. And congratulations dude. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:28, 11 Apr



Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed.

Guard in park

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More Spam!

Thank You!

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