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Two astronauts float in space - voiceover:


Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh? Astronaut 2: Nope. Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to... Astronaut 2: Break into song? Astronaut 1: Yep I love the mountains, I love the clear blue skies ...


change to a shot of the Millau Viaduct bridge I love big bridges ...


a shot of a great white shark breaching I love when great whites fly ...


a shot of Les Stroud from Survivorman, lying in the desert with a camera I love the whole world ...


a shot of Hong Kong at night And all its sights and sounds ...


shots of crab fishermen from Deadliest Catch, followed by African tribal dancers Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!


a shot of a surfer paddling beyond the waves I love the ocean ...


a shot of Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs, in a sewer surrounded by rats I love real dirty things ...


a shot of a super-powered car racing across the desert I love to go fast ...


a shot of a woman scientist examining a mummy I love Egyptian kings ...


either a shot of Buddhist monks at a temple, or in one alternate version, a shot of a space shuttle launching I love the whole world ...


a shot of James Cameron in a deep sea sub And all its craziness ...


a shot of a rock concert - followed by Richard Machowicz from Future Weapons, firing a grenade launcher - followed by an erupting volcano Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!


a shot of Josh Bernstein from Into the Unknown, in front of a tornado I love tornadoes ...


a shot of Bear Grylls from Man Vs. Wild, with a tarantula I love arachnids ...


a shot of a scientist in a fire-proof suit beside a Hawaiian volcano I love hot magma ...


a shot of a Humboldt squid I love the giant squid ...


a shot of people sitting on a beach after dark, watching fireworks I love the whole world, it's such a brilliant place ...


several rapid shots - Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters (Adam is setting Jamie's arm on fire) - Stephen Hawking using his synthesizer to speak (in one alternate version, a mountain climber from Everest: Beyond the Limit is shown instead, flashing the peace sign) - a man BASE-jumping into the Cave of Swallows - finally, the original astronauts from the first shot Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!

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<MythbustersImage-We get paid for this!>
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-As much as I love this picture, I don't think I'll end up using it.

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