User:Optimuschris
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Uncyclopedian of the Month July 2009
[edit] Optimuschris
Optimuschris does not transform into anything. He is not interested in saving the planet from giant robots. He does not want to see your fanfic. He does however have a penchant for not wearing pants.
Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization
Things I've peed on.
170.158.106.19 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) was so impressed with me, he wrote this in my honor! Obviously the Philistines around here had to delete it immediately, vanity they said. I saved a copy though because my ego demands it.
[edit] So I don't forget.
HowTo:Featured, {{HowTo:TotD}} and HowTo:Recent
[edit] These things make me laugh.
Then again, so does video of dudes getting kicked in the nuts. Meh. You decide.
- UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs
- That Gray Thing on the Back of Your Screen
- A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid (Great 'net version of the classic joke)
- I loved this: [1] but it got chopped. Eh, what do I know?
- Intelligent Design
- Microsoft
- Cowboy Bebop
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation
- Alliteration -Brilliant!
- Page with no links
- Dan Kwon
[edit] Random Shit
UnNews:God declares Fargo a test area for disasters as blizzard hits
User:RAHB/Fantastic Jokes and Other Reverted Humor
User:Optimuschris/21days thanks
http://stories-n-shit.blogspot.com/
http://playing-dice.blogspot.com
Template-Impersonal thanks.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog
[edit] I are teh writer what is good with words and stuff
| Featured Article: HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days‎ This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
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| Featured Article: 21st Century Nazis This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
[edit] IC Feature(s) that I had nothing to do with but share credit for anyways
| Featured Colonization: Al Gore This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
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| Featured Colonization: Great Britain This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
[edit] IC Articles I contributed to causing them to not be featured
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| Colonization: Jew This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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| Colonization: Michael Jackson This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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| Colonization: Barack Obama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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| Colonization: Wikipedia This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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| Colonization: Singapore This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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| Colonization: You This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
[edit] Also this crap
Why?:Can't Anybody Drive in this Town?
[edit] These things
| This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 year, 9 months and 10 days. |
| This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from MrN9000. |
| This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases! |
| This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess. |
| This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively. |
| IC | This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. |
| This user is a member of the Society for Misspelling Philantropy ...Because a silent "H" is a silent killer... |  |
