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Hello whatever weirdos read people's user page. I am the sexy onebig and this is my page in which I will tell you all sorts of crazy shit.
|Where I was born: Somewhere|
|Age: 3000.(Just kidding. I'm at least 1500 years younger)|
|Why my name is "Onebig": When i needed a name, i thought instantly of the comic"One big happy"Funny thing, i hate that comic.|
|Power level: It's... OVER 9000!|
|What is this?: THIS IS SPARTTTTTTTTTTTTTA!|
|Reeking havoc since: 20 August, 2011|
|Why the chicken crossed the road: Cause it felt like it, jeez.|
|Natural enemy: being smart|
edit A list of pages I made
Undictionary:Elamenopee- A decent letter of the alphabet.
100 worst movie lines- sorry you can't read it. I had the construction tab on it, then I got banned, so I couldnt get to it. I'm going to remake it soon.
UnNews:Greatest fake heart attack ever peformed is still going on- Was funny untill some guy changed it
edit Some articles to check out
Top 100 ways to die- one of my favorites
Worst 100 Ways to Die of All Time- not as good as the first.
Worst 100 Ways to Win an Argument- classic
Worst 100 Ways to Win an Argument- hilarity...
Worst 100 Movies of All Time- There was like, 1000, and then some guy changed it. What's wrong with that guy?
Worst 100 Things to Say in Court- One of the best!
Teachers- my first none-Worst 100 favorite.
edit done and done
Look out for more articles. I've got a big plan for reviving Worst 100 Movie Lines...