User:One-eyed Jack/MailProstitute

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A mail prostitute is a person who physically pleases mail for pay. This can include oral stimulation of the envelope, acts with the hands, either bare or with special gloves, binding and beating of the package (usually using tape and a mail bag), and white out.

Mail prostitutes are often retired or unemployed postal workers, who have become addicted to mail. Mail is on of the most addicting things and the habit is very hard to break, resulting in many active mail prostitutes who are often used by the same costumers regularly.

There is therefore little hope of stamping out mail prostitution.

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