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Greetings fellow earthlings. You have accessed the biography of a n008 who still 5p34x 1337. One is advised to run in a fasion similar to that of being chased by a grue or thou shalt be pwnd by u532 80x35. NOTE: This page is stupid and not just funny. For further information, visit how to be stupid and not just funny.

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Dodongo This user dislikes smoke!
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
Grueslayer This user slays grues in his/her sleep.

Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Gun This user is the sworn nemesis of User:Pwner Ganondorf.

No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
This user is a zombie

Give up your brains, and walk away.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Napoleon4 This user is Infact Napoleon. Celibrate.
Pb This user contains lead, a chemical known to da State of Calfornia to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Wash your hands after using this user.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Youmadewin0ry This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
Dracula1 This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Unicorn small This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Vogon poetic justice Panic! This user knows Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

edit Hey, cool, you survived!

My current pages are: zombie speak

None more are available at now. More will be available soon.

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“Omnifungus909 dislikes smoke!”
~ Dodongo on Omnifungus909
“Is he the 909th?”
~ Captain Obvious on Omnifungus909
~ Toto25 on surviving this page
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