User:Omnifungus909

Greetings fellow earthlings. You have accessed the biography of a n008 who still 5p34x 1337. One is advised to run in a fasion similar to that of being chased by a grue or thou shalt be pwnd by u532 80x35. NOTE: This page is stupid and not just funny. For further information, visit how to be stupid and not just funny.

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This user dislikes smoke!

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This user is Canadian ...and actually admits to it!

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user slays grues in his/her sleep.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Z	This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is the sworn nemesis of User:Pwner Ganondorf.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is a zombie Give up your brains, and walk away.

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is Infact Napoleon. Celibrate.

Pb	This user contains lead, a chemical known to da State of Calfornia to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Wash your hands after using this user.

This user loves pi

This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.

This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

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This user has eye beams.

This user thinks the Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish is cool.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

Meow!

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

Woof!

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Panic! This user knows Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Hey, cool, you survived!

My current pages are: zombie speak

None more are available at now. More will be available soon.

“GRAAAAGH!”

~ Redead on Omnifungus909

“Omnifungus909 dislikes smoke!”

~ Dodongo on Omnifungus909

“Is he the 909th?”

~ Captain Obvious on Omnifungus909

“WATAH!”

~ Toto25 on surviving this page