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The Dwarf Pineapple (or Dwarf Ananas) is an common fruit found all over south america. It is closely related to the normal pineapple, but more bitter-sweet in taste.
The dwarf pineapple is a relatively new fruit to Europe. It was first imported to Britain in the 90's. In recent years it has also been possible to locate in northern Europe.
edit Availability and pricing
The dwarf pineapple is famous for being one of the rarest and most expensive fruits in the world. If it is harvested before ripeness it excretes an intense poison.
Quality control and shipping therefor adds to the cost of this exclusive fruit.