User:Okra Winfrey

Re-incarnations

since 2003: 32

Number of enemies made under each incarnation:

3

Articles which have remained intact through all incarnations:

5 1/3

Favorite uncyclopedians:

• 1.
• 2.woodburninator
• 3.
• 4.tom mayfield
• 5.Modus operandi
• 6.
• 7.

Favorite Celebrities

• Bono
• U2
• Coldplay
• Johnny Depp
• Robert Downey Jr.

I highly recommend reading these rags while waiting in line at Food Lion or Piggly Wiggly but would strongly discourage anyone from buying said pieces of psuedo journalism based on the crappy quality of their paper.

• TV guide
• How to bake cookies in the refrigerator
• Kitchen bed and bath makeovers
• Farmers Almanac
• New York Times
• Chicago Tribune