User:Ogopogo
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| Ogopogo | |
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| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Animalia |
| Phylum | Chordata |
| Class | Actinopterygii |
| Order | Acipenseriformes |
| Family | Acipenseridae |
| Genus | Acipenser |
| Species | A. fulvescens |
| Binomial name | |
| Acipenser fulvescens | |
| Specifications | |
| Primary armament | telepathy |
| Secondary armament | telekinesis |
| Power supply | solar |
| Health | ∞ |
| Mana | ∞ |
| Strength | 25 |
| Intelligence | 25 |
| Weight | 10 metric tonnes |
| Length | 150-190 metres |
| Special attack | † |
| Conservation status | |
| sole survivor
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Ogopogo is a lake monster who is not legendary, although sometimes it may appear that way. Click here for a recent, esthetically-pleasing portrait of Ogopogo by Bryan Adams, official photographer to both The Queen and Ogopogo.
Ogopogo has an uncyclopedic knowledge of history, geography and popular culture and loves to share it through his myriads of edits. Surprisingly, though, Ogopogo knows little about marine biology.
In upcoming edits to this page this year or next, there might be a section on the life and times of Ogopogo.
Userboxes
- Ogopogo's myriads of userboxes are located at his Userbox Page.
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Some of the 
articles that Ogopogo started up and/or made major contributions to:
- Absolut
- Azerbaijan
- Benedict Arnold
- Boat People
- Canary Islands
- Channel Islands
- Christmas Island
- Culinary Institute of America
- Deep Purple
- Doctor Zhivago
- Extraterrestrial Highway
- Eye examination
- Feeling Groovy
- Frame of mind
- Fun in the Sun in Ancient Egypt
- Garden of Earthly Delights
- Green Eggs and Ham
- Greyhound racing / Queen's Plate
- Holy Sponge
- Hot cross bun
- Hotel California
- International Date Line
- Ivan the Terrible, Tsar of All the Russias
- Jethro Bodine
- Las Vegas
- Lester B. Pearson - wrote the best parts of it
- Listen to Your Heart
- Lorem Ipsum Jesus
- Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
- Magna Carta v 5.0
- Matrioshka
- Michelin man
- Miss Earth Pageant - opening part and the Before image
- Monaco
- Moon landing
- Palmistry
- Paradox (Achilles and the Tortoise)
- Pharmacist
- Phrenology
- Pierre Trudeau, Canada's Philosopher King
- Plinian eruption
- Postage stamp
- Rupert's Land
- Saint George and the Dragons
- Seychelles
- Smarties
- Spork (animal)
- Stradivarius violin
- Strawberry Fields
- Swiss Army Knife
- Tarot
- Complete History of Tarot - in progress
- Toga party
- Turkmenistan
- Turks and Caicos Islands
- United States House of Representatives
- Village People - but image was pre-existing
- Virgin Islands
- Walk like an Egyptian
- Wedding at Cana
Babel
UnNews
- UnNews:Joan of Arc, Maid of New Orleans
- UnNews:New pope elected and takes the name of Pope John Paul III
Some articles to which Ogopogo made major contributions (although not starting the article):
- Cornwall, England
- Kyrgyzstan
- List of countries
- Marco Polo
- Poetic justice
- Scrabble
- Sun - created the section on Ozone layer - incorporating Ogopogo's earlier Undictionary text
Colonizations participated in
Some articles to which Ogopogo added text or images, to varying degrees:
M=more minor P=added image
- Astrology M
- Beatles M
- Belarus M
- Marmite
- Moose P (highway night moose)
- Opera M
- Peter Jennings
- Phish P (Bali Fish)
- Popemobile P
- Prison
- The Royal Navy
- Shakespeare
- Tattoo - mad cow
Templates created
- Template:Asia
- Template:CanPM
- Template:Colours
- Template:Divination
- Template:Europe
- Template:SouthAmerica
Populated
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