User:ORION

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“He is the prime suspect in the case of the Murder of Barney.”
“I have never been to Sesame Street.”
~ User:ORION
“Another Barney killer, hooray!”
“He still owes me a beer.”
~ Gordon Freeman on User:ORION
“PWN3D!”
~ Elmo

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Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.


Deadbarney3 This user is a member of the Anti-PBS Rebellion
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.


Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos



Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

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edit ORION's ENEMIES

  • You
  • Your Mom
  • Michael Jackson
  • Barney
  • Teletubbies
    • Tinkle Winkle
    • Dipshit
    • TaaTaa
    • Ho
  • People who live on Sesame Street, including
    • Elmo
    • Cookie Monster (currently in Rehab)
    • Oscar
    • The furry pink dildo-looking thing
  • George Dubya Bush
  • Chuck Norris
  • The dude Dick Cheney shot
  • Santa Claus
  • Captain Obvious
  • Wikipedia
  • Hitler
  • Spam (Member of the Anti-Spam Union)


edit ORION's ALLIES