User:Number 9

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pika-P This f****r speaks Pikachu heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

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Number 9. Number 9? Number 9! (Number 9)

A strange phenomenon that occurs when drinking nine times the lethal dosage of Beatlejuice. A Number 9 typically refers to himself as The Walrus, constantly cleans his rubber soles, carries a loaded Revolver, and seeks to be a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It is best to take any Number 9 on a Magical Mystery Tour (with a White Album) to Abbey Road, and let him be indefinitely, until he recovers from his Beatlejuice addiction. However, despite being a Beatlejuice addict, the Number 9 possesses psychic powers, among them mind reading, telekenesis, and the ability to play music backwards to reveal bizarre messages remotely linked to an unusual theory.

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