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A word to the wise: don't die.
edit Scientific shit
numberQ (Numero dueco) is a reclusive species of mammalian, tan-ish, bipedal creatures. Scientists have speculated since the dawn of time about the behavoural patterns of numberQs, from their mating rituals to if they exist. But now, for the first time ever, this information is being brought to light by one of the rare beasts.
edit Eating habits
numberQs feast upon the souls of the dead tri-nightly. If there aren't any lying around, souls of the living will do in a pinch. They have been known to stray into a digestably gray area however, and will eat
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Ultima-Device First and worst.
edit Under construction
- ↑ That's 3 times a night, not every three nights.