User:NotoriousMJS/Lil Wayne

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A typical Lil Wayne.

“Motherfukka Iz ill, not sick”
~ A Lil Wayne on his health
“He [Lil Wayne] is a beast, he a dawg, He's the Motherfuckin' Problem”
~ Crackers' opinion of Mr.Wheezy
“Iz a venereal disease”
~ A Lil Wayne on being a Millionaire

Lil Wayne (Flowsasaurus waynensis also known as the Lesser Jay-Z , the Black Eminem, or Mr.Make it Rain on dem hoes) is a common species of Rapper native to New Orleans, America. They are atype of East Coast Rapper of the genus Flowsasaurus. They are in the family Rhymesidae and the order Rapperformes. He has become famous for their elaborate vocalizations known as "rap". They are also known for their complex skin colorations (tattoos) and their near-excessive use of cannabis and cough serum.

When fully grown, Lil Wayne can be up to 1.67 m in length. He has little hair on their body except for their head and face. Their head is covered in tentacle-like hair known as "dreads". They are very physically fit, though this has little effect due to their small stature. They are often found wearing human clothes, such as baseball caps, jeans, sunglasses, and boxers. Their boxers are often worn visible from beneath the jeans.

Physical Characteristics


A young Lil Wayne specimen

Known Characteristics

As stated above, full grown Lil Waynes get to be 1.676 m in height. They are bipedal and, in many respects, resemble crackheads. They all have long, dark, nappy, tentacular hair on their heads known as dreads. Tattoo-like markings cover their body in shapes from teardrops to things resembling letters. They have dark skin, not quite as dark as their close relative, the Kanye West, and much darker than the common Eminem. Little is known beyond these bits of information, as the Lil Wayne, along with its cousins the Nicki Minaj, the Drake, and the extinct Tupac Shakur, have eluded scientists, who have to make most of their observations from "music videos". Based on these sometimes unreliable sources, any facts are subject to change.

Presumed Characteristics

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An old female Lil Wayne

The Lil Wayne is thought to have very sensitive eyes because they are often seen wearing human sunglasses during daylight hours. Specimens have even been observed wearing baseball cap-like headwear and bandanas. It is not known what a Lil Wayne's hindquarters look like, as they are always seen wearing human pants, boxers, and shoes. This was once supposed to be because their hindquarters were highly undeveloped, though many biologists disagree with this now, due to the high amount of mating Lil Waynes are presumed to perform. Lil Waynes are believed to evolved to a point where they no longer posses teeth, instead using metal substitutes. These substitutes are known as "grills", not to be confused with the common human method of cooking food.


“Only once the drugs are done that I feel like dying”
~ A Lil Wayne on cannabis use

Lil Waynes have never been eating or drinking anything. Except, of course, for their very common consumption of "cough syrup". This "cough syrup" is a think bright pink liquid always found in a white styrofoam cup. It is unknown what purposes the liquid does, though it is not thought to help their voice, as they all have a very rough voice. Their only known line of defense is firearms. These firearms are stolen from humans and often kept in their dens, or "tour buses" as they call them.


It is a well-known fact that Lil Waynes, along with Eminems, Jay-Z's, and the occasional Will Smith produse complex vocalizations known as "raps". These consist of sounds sounding similar to English words. These are strung together into verses and choruses. Within these song lines are elaborate similes, metaphors, and wordplay. The raps have been recorded and grouped together onto "albums" and sold. Rap has now become one of the most popular genres of music. This is a fallacy, however, as it is technically not music.


“I'd rather be pushin' flowers, than to be in the pen sharin' showers”
~ A Lil Wayne on being in prison
“Tell the coppers ha ha ha ha, You can't catch 'em, you can't stop 'em”
~ A Lil Wayne on Police Officers

In July of 2007, Mr.Carter was arrested after a concert at the Beacon Theater. Pending charges included:posession of marijuana, criminal possession of a firearm, being addicted to purple drank, making it rain on hoes, and being black. After pleading guilty on all charges, Wayne's sentencing was twice delayed in order to accommodate "dental surgery." Eventually, He was senteced to serve one year in Rikers Island state penitentiary in New York State. Upon entering prison, many of the inmates gave mad props to Wheezy's new iced out grill, a product of his recent dental surgery. However he was still forced to share showers; much to his dismay. Lil Wayne is expected to contine his musical career whilst in prison.

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