Ah, toilet humor. It's time to acknowledge the hard work and effort it takes some Writers/Comedians to suck so bad, it's funny to watch them flail around.
Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
Get lucky (see below).
NO VOTING MORE THAN ONCE! IPs count for .5 of a vote, other people count for 1. Yay IP racism!
If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke. Violaters of this policy will be either be put on Ban Patrol, or given to an admin, where he/she will most likely huff you.
ABSOLUTELY NO FLAMEWARS!!! Failure to comply will result in us tattling to an admin.
Nominate the Writer who has intentionally created articles that are intentionallyso crappy, with images that intentionally suck so bad, and intentionally has a life so lame, that somehow he/she is actually pretty intentionally/unintentionally funny. Kinda.
Nominated for Useless Gobshite of the Month just for fun. Unless currently banned. Then nom'd a month after ressurection. Unless permabanned, in which case we pee on said banned winner's grave.
NOTICE: We will not be archiving past voting pages, as long as there remains to be nothing to record.
IT'S APRIL 2010!!!
In celebration of the first anniversary of my constant winning, I have decided to update the page for the first time in nearly a year. Also, I am giving away the Golden Toilet Award this month instead of the usual TCotM Badge.
Here it is. Witness the glory.
editOfficial Nominations for the Month Known As "April" in the Year "2013"
NOM AND FOR BECAUSE BENSON IS BENSON IS BENSON IS ALL CAPS IS BENSON IS BENSON IS BENSON. SirNotA Good Username360KUN 00:12, May 1, 2010 (UTC) (WHO IS NOT BENSON)