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The Toilet Comedian of the Month badge.

Ah, toilet humor. It's time to acknowledge the hard work and effort it takes some Writers/Comedians to suck so bad, it's funny to watch them flail around.

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered comedian/"user".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Get lucky (see below).
• NO VOTING MORE THAN ONCE! IPs count for .5 of a vote, other people count for 1. Yay IP racism!
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke. Violaters of this policy will be either be put on Ban Patrol, or given to an admin, where he/she will most likely huff you.

• ABSOLUTELY NO FLAMEWARS!!! Failure to comply will result in us tattling to an admin.

[edit] Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has intentionally created articles that are intentionally so crappy, with images that intentionally suck so bad, and intentionally has a life so lame, that somehow he/she is actually pretty intentionally/unintentionally funny. Kinda.

Also, put {{ToiletNom}} on their userpage to identify a user with Toilet Potential.

[edit] Winners will get:

• The chance to put the prefix "Lucky" in front of their name, so users will know to be careful.
• A smack from Yours Truly.
• A MUN ranking.
• A state-of-the-art template for their userpage.
• Nominated for Useless Gobshite of the Month just for fun. Unless currently banned. Then nom'd a month after ressurection. Unless permabanned, in which case we pee on said banned winner's grave.

[edit] Past Lucklesses

LotofLOLS • Not A Good Username360(x666)

NOTICE: We will not be archiving past voting pages, as long as there remains to be nothing to record.

[edit] Official Nominations for the Month Known As "December" in the Year "2009"

[edit] Not A Good Username360 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom+For. Because he suddenly disappeared. What a toilet comedian. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 14:03, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
• Toilet for. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! It's 16 July-11:34 ...with savings!
• Against. Because he suddenly reappeared. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:30, 19 July 2009 (UTC)