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NotANinja now has a Userpage. This is because NotANinja hates the color red. This is an unfortunate predicament, for seeing the color red makes him so angry he sees red. You can probably guess how this can spiral out of control - it has already led to three aneurysms. No doubt NotANinja would have departed from this world were he not actually a cat with uncanny typing skills.