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“Isn't "nori" Japanese for a kind of seaweed?”
“Did somebody say 'Weeaboo'? Because I thought I heard somebody say 'weeaboo.'”
Nori Chan is a sentient, hyper-intelligent seaweed monster who managed to get internet access through means unknown by most of mankind.
She currently lives in a pineapple under the sea.