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“I got sick and Mommy took me to see Dr. Seuss. Now my buh-gina hurts.”
~ Anonymous four-year-old girl on Dr. Seuss
“What? He's a pedophile? No way.”
~ Captain Oblivious on Dr. Seuss
NoNamesLeft/Seuss
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Dr. Seuss surrounded by his typical drug-induced hallucinations, circa 1991
Born Alvin Simon Theodor Seuss Geisel
January 2, 1919 (1919-01-02) (age 95)
Whoville, Ohio, U.S.
Occupation Medical Doctor (disputed), Poet, Cartoonist
Years active 1936-1991
Partner Mr. Rogers (1969–1986)
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