User:NoNamesLeft/Seuss

“I got sick and Mommy took me to see Dr. Seuss. Now my buh-gina hurts.”

~ Anonymous four-year-old girl on Dr. Seuss

“What? He's a pedophile? No way.”

~ Captain Oblivious on Dr. Seuss

NoNamesLeft/Seuss
Dr. Seuss surrounded by his typical drug-induced hallucinations, circa 1991
Born	Alvin Simon Theodor Seuss Geisel January 2, 1919 (1919-01-02) (age 94) Whoville, Ohio, U.S.
Occupation	Medical Doctor (disputed), Poet, Cartoonist
Years active	1936-1991
Partner	Mr. Rogers (1969–1986)

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edit Early life

He was born in a town very far from the sea, in the year of our Lord 1919 A.D. In a state called Ohio with mountains and trees, Seuss's mom raised her son with delight and with ease. Seuss's dad, sad to say, was not easy to please; he whipped little Seuss if he so much as sneezed.

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edit Adult Career

edit Purported Medical Doctor

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edit Work as a Poet

Keitel serving as a Marine Corps officer in Vietnam

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edit Work as a Cartoonist

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edit See Also

• Poetry
• Cartoons
• Pedophilia
• Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood