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He was born in a town very far from the sea, in the year of our Lord 1919 A.D. In a state called [[Ohio]] with mountains and trees, Seuss's mom raised her son with delight and with ease. Seuss's dad, sad to say, was not easy to please; he whipped little Seuss if he so much as sneezed.
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“I got sick and Mommy took me to see Dr. Seuss. Now my buh-gina hurts.”
~ Anonymous four-year-old girl on Dr. Seuss
“What? He's a pedophile? No way.”
~ Captain Oblivious on Dr. Seuss
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Dr. Seuss surrounded by his typical drug-induced hallucinations, circa 1991
Born Alvin Simon Theodor Seuss Geisel
January 2, 1919 (1919-01-02) (age 95)
Whoville, Ohio, U.S.
Occupation Medical Doctor (disputed), Poet, Cartoonist
Years active 1936-1991
Partner Mr. Rogers (1969–1986)
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He was born in a town very far from the sea, in the year of our Lord 1919 A.D. In a state called Ohio with mountains and trees, Seuss's mom raised her son with delight and with ease. Seuss's dad, sad to say, was not easy to please; he whipped little Seuss if he so much as sneezed.

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