Get off the new guy you spammer.
How is my little subject feeling? :-) I think you'd feel a lot better if you joined my trading stream so you can access all my naughty exports. All that cotton for those boatloads of tea, I do get a bit crazy lol.
Birthday April 13th, 1743? Doesn't that make you an Aries? Are we going to lock horns or get horny rofl? I know that isn't in your public profile, but I have my ways.
Feel free to send me anything, requests or even just some tobacco leaves. I don't mind, so long as you send it. Which you have to. Because I care for you. Not like that whore, France.
xxx for my BF.
Hancock John. John?
Martha Wayles Skelton (Skelton not Skeleton. No, it isn't funny.)
Thank you for your mail good Sir.
Freedom of speech and the press, you are quite the joker Mr. Jefferson. Truly brightens the day of a grieving widower, and one suffering from an acute case of bonnet no less!
So, you ask, what do I want from a man?
I don't want a man who is laid back. Isn't that just code for setting your bar so low that small children regularly fall down it and are never seen again? He should be driven enough to hold seats of high office in both Virginia and Federally. Twice.
Nor do I want a man who describes himself as open minded, that is just mistaking desperation for a philosophy. Why not end all our conversations with I agree with everything you naked?
He should stick to his principles. If he is skeptical about religion, he should skeptical the hell out of religion. If he is opposed to the Alien and Sedition Acts, well he should put on his suit and get fighting that Alien.
There is nothing more attractive than a man who can secretly establish the basis of state's rights. The intrigue! I mean, what does your average man at the club have to hide? Gonorrhea?
To know that 60 years later someone will be fighting a war over the ideas you established in the Kentucky Resolutions. And you just keep on gardening in your mountain top property? I now know why all those short little orange guys need weights. They need something to weigh them down when they jump in a lake with utter shame.
Oh, and he must love pets. And darker pets.
That sounds utterly ridiculous enough, doesn't it? ;)
added 1 act of civil disobedience
to his favourites ♥ via Flickr
Oh how can you support such babyish activity.
Your mates pretended to be Indians, exposed themselves and committed petty property damage. I mean, when is the burial for their livers? You can bet this is the last lads night out while I'm here, and no more football unless you can invent your own league to play by yourself, alone. I wrote some ground rules. xxxXXxxxXxXXxxxoOOooOo
Oh, and Massachusetts, if you're reading, I threw out all those filthy Government files you kept under the bed. I'm the only government you need, baby. EVER.
liberty, fraternity, acai berry
I, Napoléon Bonaparte, sole Emperor of all the places that have taken a brief pause in mocking the French way of life, am offering you, Mr. PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, an offer to take part in a business offer of considerable offering.
Our nation has been beset by awful and affreux war without end. First the top rather come off all our business ventures. While I would gladly welcome everyone being a foot or so shorter, leaving the nation's finances in the hands of leprous Jean was an altogether poor idea. Mostly because he has no hands.
my dearest father told myself of a Colony in the Americas that contained over a million (1,000,000,000) units of red human cargo. I, sadly, have limited knowledge of the merchant class, having spent the majority of my youth posing in free-standing wigs, and the minority posing in slightly larger wigs.
One trusts that you will enjoy your Louisiana like a don't buy regular laxatives avoid your waterloo
Sounds like a good deal to me.