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NICK ALLAN (grand-son of grand-pere)
is presently in a relationship with camille vachon and is frequently attempting to party. He is a man of many talents, as coming up with ideas for activities at the boat club... and keeping it "really" real. He will go for anything he thinks he can accomplish. Such as women, activites and slip n slides. He is ranked second in Quebec in swimming behind "Krusty".. (Justin Adams)Himself. He is the only person we Fucking Know who gets more amped than daycamp campers for a game of "Capture the Flag.
P.S. I did steal you're boxers when you were sleeping Jared (who is presently lost in the Bermuda Triangle).