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Noobaward Noob of the Moment March 2014

Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Flag of Greece This user is Greek

And if you give him a word, any word!
he'll prove to you that it originated from Greek

Hello, comrade! My name is Nick, and I am an Unglican. What does that mean? It means that I am a member of the Church of Uncyclopedia. I am also an agnostic in real life. What do I do on this wiki? Well, first and foremost, I am a poopsmith. This means I get rid of ballots on the UN:VFD that have been closed. I am also a red-link hunter, which means I get rid of links to pages that have been deleted, or haven't been created and aren't requested. I also try my best to maintain Ucyclopedia in good quality, which means I try to get rid of repetition in articles, or articles themselves if they are too too bad. I am also a Communist, so if you're a Capitalist scum, leave this page immediately before I make peace with you the traditional way. I vandalized a page once, not my biggest feat. Never doing that again. That's it for now. Goodbye, fellow comrade! And now...

I present to you...


The face of absolute evil

After you are done reading this horror, here are the languages I speak, located below. And that's all I have to say. Bye! Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 13:15, March 18, 2014 (UTC)

grc-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of classical Greek.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
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