User:Newman66/Hot dog

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Sausages

Hot dogs being cooked in a grill.

A hot dog, also called a weiner, or frankfurter (frank for short), is a food related to Crubeens and this little food here.

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edit History of the hot dog

edit Taste of the hot dog

In order to have the best possible taste, it must be rubbed very slowly for several minutes or hours, a process known as foreplay. If not, it will taste horrendous, and then it will make you throw up.

edit Racing Sausages

The racing sausages are part of the Milwaukee Brewers' Sausage race.


edit Other Names

Hot Dog

  1. Wiener
  2. Dong
  3. Johnson
  4. Poinker
  5. Floyd
  6. Rod
  7. Pole
  8. Dinga-ling
  9. Man Meat

edit Sales of the hot dog

Hot dog sales are very disorganized. In the store, hot dogs are sold in packs of 10. But the buns for them are sold in packs of 8. This is done intentionally by manufacturers in order to sell the most possible. To have the same number of each, you have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns.

Finding a buyer is another challenge. In many places, it is illegal. The buyers are normally found in red light districts. They stand out on street corners looking for the next seller to come along. They are motivated by the need for money for their next fix.

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