User:Newman66/Afghan rubber duck
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The Afghan rubber duck is a powerful kind of rubber duck that is always raging to eat synthetic or nuclear objects. Unlike the Camouflage rubber duck, they can be tamed. Humans must be cautious whether or not to tame them.
“I have tamed an Afghan rubber duck after reading this!”
To tame an Afghan rubber duck, a human must be cautious.