User:Nerdly dood

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The huge list of userboxes to the right sums me up as well as I care to do so now - at some point I'll describe myself in more detail. Not that you care.

I know your name, <insert name here>!


No RILLY! ~BBgunbb


Yeah, really. ~nerdly_dood


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about nerdly_dood.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


BS This userpage is bullshit.
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


MEH This user redefines lazy.
NO This user doesn't care.
Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of nerdly_dood.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head












RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
NO This user doesn't care.
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Jew This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.


ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


MEH This user redefines lazy.
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
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Cat03 This user is owned by one or more cats.
Psi2.svg This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
Screw It This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random belittling blender that broken his pupil inside of your blender so you must smash him/her with your belittling blender.
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Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
Howtodostuff

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Warn A Brotha This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
sub subliminal!
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
enl-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English, but Louder.
es-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
fig-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fight.
fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.
fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
gbs-G This user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and furthermore believes Galactic Basic Standard to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Galactic Basic Standard.
gee-4 This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.
il-G This user does not speak Igpay Atinlay and furthermore believes Igpay Atinlay to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Igpay Atinlay.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
lz-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lesbian.
nq-G This user does not speak Nelly queen and furthermore believes Nelly queen to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Nelly queen.
re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
rh-P This f****r speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sa-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Sarcasm whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
sp-4 This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level.
us-E This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.
tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.
uk-G This user does not speak Correct English and furthermore believes Correct English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Correct English.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Agnobox2
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Bread2 This user is a cereal killer.
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!


no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.


FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Sergeant
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Brain This user's IQ is higher than yours.

Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.


Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
This space for rent.


Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
17 This user is 17 years old. Woop-ti-doo.


This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
Userbox-single.svg This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
Bigbroeye Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
hey! The above wasn't my fault!


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