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Grue Jammy

"Who's that?"

~ Douglas Adams on Nerd42

Grue Jammy

Do you like Nerd42?

The poll was created at 05:09 on December 20, 2006, and so far 207 people voted.

Welcome to Nerd42,

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Nerd42/old user page also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

WARNING: This Page May Contain Dangerous Commotions and Insurrections (Vandalism) Raised By Diverse Ill-Affected Persons


I don't really visit Uncyclopedia very much anymore, mostly because of the fact that the community seems to be defining "low humor" involving sex and other bodily functions as "funny" which I disagree with.

Also, I've helped to start a new (not competing!) project: --Nerd42Talk 21:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNerd42; the Extended Edition, Director's Cut, Cast & Crew Commentary, Never-Before-Seen, Digitally Remastered Collector's DVD

Deleted Scenes

This is stuff I have written for Uncyclopedia that you'll only see in the DVD Extras.

Sneak previews

This is stuff I either haven't finished writing yet, or has not yet been put into an article. --Nerd42Talk 17:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

H2g2 logo Don't Panic!
Nerd42/old user page is actually h²g² Researcher U203906.



Neo encounters a glitch in the Matrix.

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From Making up Matrix quotes.

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The title I made for the Zork games.

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The title I made for Zork3.

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Grand Theft Cosmo Box

Grand Theft Cosmo: Houston, we have a remix! Image:Grandtheftcosmo.jpg

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Trinity's brief appearance on Final Fantasy X-2.

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From Making up Matrix quotes.

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By the Lion's Mane! Tis a map of Narnia!

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Blah Sheep

Two sheep from the Blah States.

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"I am JFK of Borg. Resistance is ... isn't ... is ... isn't ..." - John Kerry

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This is guaranteed to annoy just about anybody.

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Gambit of the X-Men after a particularly nasty battle.

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Elmer fudd

The ultimate example of a gun-toting Republican.

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Chance Russia monopoly

In Soviet Russia, Uncyclopoly plays YOU!!



All my crap

These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise articles that I either started or have edited so much that they could be called "my" articles. Or something like that.

.hack, Aidepolcycnu, Blah, Blah!, Blah Blah, Blah blah, Borg Collective, Christians, Concentration camps, EvilRank, Fake IDs, Information, Gangsta Lexicon, h²g², HowTo:Make up quotes, Human nature, Grand Theft Cosmo, Kansasology, Kingdom Hearts, Linkin Park, Making up Sun-Tzu quotes, Making up Matrix quotes, Memory Alpha, Microwave, Monkey Conspiracy, Politics of the United States, Prime Directive, Reasons to become an atheist, Russian Reversal, Somebody Else, Thought Police, Templates, Template:Blah, Template:Communists, Template:QuotesPages, Template:Sbemail, Template:Uncyclopedia, Template:Wikipedian, Template:Zork, The Fart of War, The 'hood, Uncyclopoly, Uncyclopedia 2, UnNews:Bush asks Congress for Surge for troops, UnNews:Bush announces Iraq pullout for the Day After Tomorrow, UnNews:NASA discovers Moon is actually giant pancake!, UnNews:North Korea's Fireworks Blow, UnNews:Scientists Discover Canadian Bacon is Actually Ham, UnNews:The Reverend Jesse Jackson calls for a ban on the n-word, "noob", User:Oscar Wilde, UnTunes:Dont Download This Rom, Wiki Administrators, Windows 3.1.

My "I ♥ ME" Wall

Here's where all of my "Worst Ever" awards go.

Knight Commander of the Order
Newcookie Naughtyned has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Caternest You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
  • Shamelessly re-gifted. Merry Christmas! Fool 02:44, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For the "Uncyclopedia" article on h2g2:


US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


This user is one Jolly Rodger.

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
IP This user's IP is
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
Geek This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
n00b This user is a n00b.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
45px-Illogicopedia.png user page Nerd42/old user page also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Therefore, they are BALLLRRRGGAG awesome.

For information about the Cursed Wiki Article, see User:Nerd42 on UnMeta.
Giant battle monster
Type Giant Ape
Notable qualities has an extra head, moves at great speed, can leap great distances, lives in the London Underground, CANNOT BE STOPPED
Strength 11
Agility 14
Intelligence 10
Notable attacks None
Weaknesses None