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I don't really visit Uncyclopedia very much anymore, mostly because of the fact that the community seems to be defining "low humor" involving sex and other bodily functions as "funny" which I disagree with.
Naughtyned has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.
Carlos' UncyclopedicNess Trophy This person has done something typically Uncyclopedic, and it probably would've made Carlos say something like "Oh. Mygod. That is so Uncyclopedia!", were he a little more camp. --Carlos the Mean
You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios. Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
"Good show, chum!" Keen!-ness Merit
For vigilance when an admin was busy not doing his or her job, this Uncyclopedian is awarded a really cool, shiny new thing! Keen!
Shamelessly re-gifted. Merry Christmas! Fool 02:44, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)