User:Nerd42/Making up Matrix quotes

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"Take the blue pill, and the story ends. You go back to Making up Oscar Wilde quotes and believe whatever you want to believe. Take the red pill, and you'll continue reading Making up Matrix quotes and I'll show you how deep the Wikipedia Universe goes ..."

~ Morpheus on making up quotes
AgentTie

So are you taking the red pill or the blue pill?


edit Gimme the Blue Pill! I can't handle the truth!

OK fine. Here!

"Can't I take both?"

~ Neo on making up quotes

No.

"Aw, come on! Pleeaasse???"

~ Neo on making up quotes

NO.

"Couldn't I take the Purple one?"

~ Neo on making up quotes

NO!

"But we both are colorblind."

~ Neo on Morpheus

edit RED PILL FOREVER!

"Have you ever heard a quote that you were so sure was real? What if the first time you'd heard of that person was from that fake quote? How could you tell the fake quotes from the real quotes?"

~ Morpheus on making up quotes

"Fake quotes are everywhere, they are all around us. Even now, in this very article."

~ Morpheus on making up quotes

"What is Uncyclopedia? Control. Uncyclopedia is a computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this." (Holds up a picture of Steve Urkel.)

~ Morpheus on Uncyclopedians

"Uncyclopedia is the wiki that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."

~ Morpheus on Uncyclopedia

"Amen! Preach it brother!"

~ Oscar Wilde on the above quotes

edit Agent Smith Quotes

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This is actually what Agent Smith really looks like in real life. Really.

"I want to share with you a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your site. I realized that it's not actually a reference wiki. Every reference wiki on the internet tries to in some way reflect reality, but you Uncyclopedians do not ..."

~ Agent Smith on Uncyclopedia

"My colleagues believe that I'm wasting my time with you, but I think you want to do the right thing."

~ Agent Smith on God and Oscar Wilde

"Hobbits.... are a disease, a cancer of this planet, they are a plague, and we are the cure."

~ Agent Smith on Hobbits

"OK, so they kinda mangled the plot. Ideally I wanted to say all the things Neo does be sick, wake up with loads of pins in me, be a whiney little bitch and still get to sleep with Trinity but they seem to of concentrated a little too hard on the actualy fighting aspect of the matrix which I for one found a little dissapointing. "

~ Agent Smith on The Matrix: Path of Neo

"My name is Smith. Agent Smith."

~ Agent Smith on James Bond

"Mr. Anderson! Yo, what up dauwg? Where yo homies at?"

~ Agent Smith to Neo

"Mister Wilde, it appears you have been editing two Wikis..."

~ Agent Smith to Oscar Wilde

edit Morpheus Quotes

MorpheusStong

"You all look the same to me."

~ Morpheus on Republicrats

"Do you think that´s a quote you're reading now?"

~ Morpheus to Neo

"Don't just think you quote, know you quote"

~ Morpheus to Neo

"I imagine you must be feeling a little like you are feeling now and thinking the thoughts that are in your mind. Also, also look at the world the way you see it and not any other way."

~ Morpheus to Neo

"Now when I say, go to the adjoining room, you will be safe there for the moment... Go.. Now! Now, keeping low, go through the door ahead of you, turn left. Open the door to the balcony. Now, go through the door and then jump off the balcony."

~ Morpheus to Neo

"There is no quote."

~ Morpheus to Neo

edit Neo Quotes

MatrixAYB

Neo encounters a glitch in the Matrix.

<code>"Edits. The problem is edits."

~ Neo on the Edit war

"Wikis hacking wikis ..."

~ Neo on Uncyclopedia Vandalism

"My name is Thomas."

~ Neo to Agent Smith

"Now, where did I leave my car keys?"

~ Neo to Agent Smith

"Why do I spend the first film asking questions all the time?"

~ Neo to The Oracle

"Did I just do it again?"

~ Neo to The Oracle

"No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's always right."

~ Neo to The Architect


edit Trinity Quotes

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Trinity's brief appearance on Final Fantasy X-2.

"That was a long time ago."

~ Trinity on paying taxes.

"The line was traced, I don't know how."

~ Trinity on using stencils.


edit Oracle Quotes

"Come on, Neo! Do the robot!"

~ The Oracle on MTV.

edit Spoonkid Quotes

"Do not try and edit the wiki. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no wiki."
"There is no wiki?"
"Then you'll see that it is not the wiki that you edit, it is only yourself."

~ Neo and Spoonkid on Uncyclopedia

edit Keymaker Quotes

"I didn't create the qoute, it's an 'illusion' and that's a quote."

~ Keymaker on Neo

edit Minor Character quotes

"You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This wiki is one of the most totally awesome wikis on the Internet because every single editor understands that they are part of a whole. Thus if an editor has a problem, the wiki administrators have a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to respect the wiki administrators from this day forth or you choose to find yourself another site. Do I make myself clear?"

~ Mr. Rhineheart (Neo's boss) on Wiki Administrators

"You've never heard a program speak of wikis?"
"It is a human invention."
"No, wiki is a word. What matters is the website the word implies."
"Whatever."

~ Rama-Kandra and Neo on Uncyclopedia and the English language


"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both, I chose the Blue path, and the story ended. I woke up in bed and believed I had taken the path less traveled."

~ Robert M. Frost on The Path Less Traveled. (of the One)
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