User:Nerd42/Blind Men and the Elephant
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The Blind Men and the Elephant was the original (untranslated) title of an ancient poem originally written in Engrish at the hieght of the Great Underground Empire. Modern archeologists rediscovered this masterpiece one day on a forgotten Engrish professor's web site (which according to the site's counter, was about the first and only hit the page ever got since it was last updated about thirty years ago) and the verses were l83r translated into our modern 1337 so that the people could read it in their own language.
edit Ther wuz 6 n00bs from Newgrounds
Ther wuz 6 n00bs from Newgrounds who complained and fussed and whined Till haxx0rs rlsed a movie that was rather hard to find
Teh 1st n00b DLed the mvoie But found to his dismay He had all the wrong codecs So the movie wouldn't play lol
Teh 2nd n00b found a tracker But his DL did not succeed Teh torrent wuz abandoned It didn't have a seed ha ha PWNED!!
Teh 3rd n00b watched the trailer With a battle set in space Said he "Will the hero manage getting to first base?" doubt it
Teh 4th n00b found an fserve Run by a guy named Stan Who put the film on IRC But kicked him from the chan pwned again, n00bs!!
Teh 5th n00b knew Japanese and entered in the race to flood the Net with subtitles that belong to all your base FF7AC fan translations suk
The 6th n00b found a hi-rez rip Just out of sheer luck But after watching the 4-hour film Declared that: "Movies suck!" LOLz
So next time a new film comes out And you think it might be neat Just buy a MOVIE TICKET!! and look for gum under the seat.