User:Neox
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See?
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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| Official
| This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 1 userboxes as one liners are easy.
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| No user serviceable parts inside.
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| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| This user is a scanty substandard guitar that likes to google while peculiar rhythmic options overthrow his escape pod.
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| This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.
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| This user is the random erotic nitrogen that thrown his solar plexus inside of your nitrogen so you must explode him/her with your erotic nitrogen.
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| Q!
| This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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| This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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| This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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| This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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Ubx-
Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Neox.
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| hey!
| The above wasn't my fault!
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| LV-2
| This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| no cowbell
| This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
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| nj
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| THIS IS SPARTA!
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| This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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| This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
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| TA
| This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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| ABYSS
| This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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| A x2
| This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
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| 10
| This user has got all the way to 10 in Citation Needed's Joke series. Applaud!
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
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| LV-2
| This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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| This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
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| This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
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| This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
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| This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
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| This user kicks butt at Tetris: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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| This user loves pi
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| ?
| Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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| This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
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| This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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This user was brought to you by the letter L and the number √3.
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| This user is a magic ninja!
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| This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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| 笨蛋
| 这个用户是一个笨蛋.
他可能不知道这写的什么.
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| This user cannot follow any orders!!
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
