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neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (
(but I dream of becoming a Knight Commander)

Member of the Order

Yes, I do dress like this everyday.

My Signature, My Clipboard, Things I'm Testing, Keitei
Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

60,000 This user has contributed 60,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, NeoEva88 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Moroni This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. He/she has a book that could change your life.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.

My name is Jared I am a male. Alot of people think I am female because my screename has Eva in it, but it is actually supposed to be a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion. I realize it was a poor choice for a screename, bur it is too late ro change it now.

I edited Uncyc alot in 2005 on when it was a much smaller community. (Back in the good old days.) I took a break from it to focus more on school because I wanted to do better & then forgot about Uncyclopedia for awhile. I am not attending the University of Texas (hook 'em \m/)& have resumed editing after a long break.

edit Uncyc Busywork

Stuff I do when I should be studying. Since I am not that good at writing articles I spend alot of my time on Uncyclopedia doing mundane, repetetive busywork.

edit F@H

I pwn F@h, I am currently ranked fifth for contributions with a score over 60,000 & more than 300 work units. Hooray!

edit VFD Patrol

Sending bad articles to their eventual doom makes me feel better about my own badly written articles.

edit Stubbing

It's as easy as the The Uncyclopedia drinking game, just click random page over & over & if I come across a stubby article that is unmarked, I stub it. (As long as it isn't a page like Brevity or something of course.)

edit Topic Bolding

I am a bit OCD about how I format articles. However, I usually try not to push my OCDs onto other peoples article, with topic bolding being the one exception. Usually the first sentence of an article refers to what that article is about, and the actual article name is supposed to be bolded & if it isn't I will usually take the time to bold it myself.

edit Sources of Hubris

Highlights: Best Week Ever, Canned quotes, The Christio-Religio Ladderal Hiearchy, Ninja Pirate, Orange suit, Subtitled anime, Supremes Court, Waterproof

Articles I've Made: 555, ∩berday, Angel of Dorian Grey, Best Week Ever, Bizarro World, Canned quotes, Charlie's Angels, The Christio-Religio Ladderal Hiearchy, Clown Hitler, Cure for Cancer, David Bowie v. Mick Jagger, Godzi, Godzillo, Grey Angel, The Holy Rock, The Holy Spirit, Invisibility, Jeez, Joel McHale, Kick, Landing on the moon, Lizard Jesus, Making up numbers, The MC Escher Lizards, Mormon Tourette's Syndrome, Ninja Pirate, Orange suit, Owlnym, Personal Jesus, People with distinguished names, Redirect page, Subtitled anime, Spanish Inquistion, Stan, Supremes Court, Types of Ninjas, The Uncyclopedia drinking game, The United States of Whatever, Waterproof, Wildean Calendar

Templates: Template:AoED, Template:CRLH, Template:F@HUser, Template:JesiiPlaces, Template:WikipedianUser

Images: Image:Fakedmoonlanding.jpg, Image:Nudiagram.PNG, Image:JoelMcHaleinthecage.jpg, Image:NeoEva88.PNG, Image:USWflag.PNG, Image:Chessclub.jpg, Image:Otakustereo.jpg, Image:NarutoCell.gif, Image:OWLOL.PNG, Image:R2D2 mailbox.jpg

Article's I've Done Considerable Editing On: , Gosh, Jesús

edit Funny Conversation's

Keitei: I have mac
Jared: i gotcha
Jared: ha... mac
Keitei: is much better
Jared: ...exactly what i was thinking
Keitei: liar!
Jared: you got me
Keitei: liars go to hell!
Jared: uncyclopedia admins do too
Keitei: aww
***Keitei cries
Jared: you started it
Keitei: you lied first!
Jared: you were an uncyclopedia admin long before i lied
Keitei: hahahaha

edit Where I Can Be Found on the Web

edit Awards?

No really, I have actually earned some awards on Uncyclopedia.

Caternest You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
"Getting rid of canned quotes"
-Oscar Wilde


Newcookie Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Newcookie Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 01:38, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Featured?

My nerd image was featured on the front page, but it wasn't the featured image. Nonetheless, I am still proud.

On uncyc front page
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