User:Necropaxx/templates

These templates all serve some purpose. (Just don't ask me, I don't know.)

This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians)

Necropaxx has awarded you a Chocolate Cake for voting on VFH. You may eat now.

	Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
	PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

***You Are Dead*** Necropaxx's soul-felt thanks go with you for the For vote on Grim Reaper. Remember, Grim's just a normal guy with the greatest job in the world.

This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.

Hi there! This big ol' grin must mean this article is being reviewed by: • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} (While you're welcome to review it as well, you might like to consider GOING AWAY and REVIEWING SOMETHING ELSE). (Also, if the review hasn't been finished within 24 hours of this tag appearing at {{{1}}} feel free to remove it and give Necropaxx a swift kick up the butt for being such a loser).

Going Down? Necropaxx would like to thank you profusely for reading his article and actually liking it enough to vote For. The picture on the right is exactly what you wouldn't see in an elevator. Sorry. :(

My Userboxes

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This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.	♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.	This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.
This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: Now With 0 Trans Fat!	This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. He/she has a book that could change your life.	23 This user has written 23 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)
7,500+ This user has over 7,500 edits. Duh!		Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.	Necropaxx/templates is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.	This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.
Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!	BRIGADEGENERAL of Der Unwehr	8687 This user has contributed 8687 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.
MEH This user redefines lazy.	This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.	This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land, but is really a sad little nerd person. However, s/he takes comfort in the fact that you are too.
This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.	This user is ARR-some!	:o This user thinks the admins are cool and sexy.
This user owns a slick lookin' Sony PSP Woop-ti-doo...	This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.
This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.	This user's IQ is cheese.	This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians)
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 4 userboxes as one liners are easy.	This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 6 years,  1 month and 2 days.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.	This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.	Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.	This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
4 This user has recorded 4 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.	This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.	This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
This user is a part of the Missing User Project. You may refer to them as a MUPpet.	18 This user is 18 years old. Woop-ti-doo.	teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.	9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.	This user is an angel.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.	Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.	This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
This user has been blocked 3 times.	This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.	This user is the sworn Nemesis of <insert name here>.
This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.	This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.	This user misses Dr. Skullthumper.
This user wants to pee in Cajek's hat.	"Fail" If by "Necropaxx" you mean "fail" then yes.	This user is a cereal killer.
This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.	This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.	This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.	RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality	LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.