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“It's not Michael Jackson and this is not Thriller!”
~ Mark Twain on Not Michael Jackson
“I bet he's Michael Jackson........ naut!”
~ Borat on Not Michael Jackson
“It doesn't matter if your black or white, or if your a man or a woman, because I am none of them.”
~ Michael Jackson on What Is Not Michael Jackson


A statement is considered "Not Michael Jackson" if in end result it does not (at least not directly) involve Michael Jackson. Example: "Wan't to hear a joke? Women's rights." The previous joke did not directly involve Michael Jackson.

It is also did not involve humor. However not having a sense of humor is not essential to being Not Michael Jackson.


People who are Not Michael Jackson

People who are Not Michael Jackson in spite of their orientation (Yes, you can be gay and be Not Michael Jackson, as long as you're not a really annoying flamer.)

People who are on the borderline between Not Michael Jackson and not Not Michael Jackson

People who are not Not Michael Jackson (or people Bea Arthur wouldn't fuck with Lisa Lampanelli's dick while simultaneously using Jefferey Ross, Greg Giraldo, and Nick DiPaolo as condoms)

Paedo

A gallery of people who are not Not Michael Jackson

People who are not Not NOT Michael Jackson

Samjacksonbeer-sm

Definitely not Not NOT Michael Jackson

Important Distinctions between Michael Jackson and Not Michael Jackson

Note that the best available information suggests that condensed milk and coconut extract are Not Michael Jackson, even though they are white and come in small cans.

When in doubt, a rule of thumb to determine what is Michael Jackson and what's Not Michael Jackson is this: Not Michael Jackson likes 28-year-olds, while Michael Jackson likes 20 8-year-olds.

Important Distinctions between Michael Jackson and Not Not Michael Jackson

See: Philosophy

See Also These Examples of Not Not Michael Jackson

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