User:Naughtyned/Just Say No

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Dolph

It’s not OK to drink alcohol;
It’s OK to masturbate;
IT’S OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!

It’s not OK to refuse to return Negroes to their rightful owners;
It’s not OK to disobey orders to send Jews to the gas chamber;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!

It’s not OK to allow women in public without burquas;
It’s not OK to fail to stone to death women accused of adultery;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!

It's not OK to let divorced men see their children.
It's not OK to let abused, cuckolded men to keep any of their property in settlements for divorces initiated against them.
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!

It’s not OK to hold on to private property when the government finds it convenient to take your property to benefit others;
It’s not OK to mistakenly pay a penny too little in taxes;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!

It’s not OK to defend yourself against burglars, robbers, and rapists;
It’s not OK to resist federal stormtroopers who break down your door in the middle of the night intending to kill your family;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!

It’s not OK to believe the Earth is round;
It’s not OK to believe the Earth is not the center of the Universe;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!

It’s not OK to let Socrates live;
It’s not OK to release Jesus instead of Barabbas;
IT’S NOT OK TO SMOKE MARIJUANA!

Teach your children to say no to drugs, because the government is always right!

A message from the Partnership for an Un-Free America, the Office of National Thought Control Policy, and the Dastardly Entrapment Agency.

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