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This user suffers from enjoys ^ complete, irredeemable madness. The user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. If you read and/or edit this user's entries, you will most likely become Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the user will eat your liver.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).

This user is a uninviting vast xylophone that likes to mollify while wobbly slippery Dunmers pander his linux.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a wobbly furry mouse that likes to sacrifice while on the ball tense flightdecks toast his drain cleaner.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....

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gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.

ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canajan, eh?.

tx-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.

es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

20,000 This user has contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

Some of my other crap

WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!!!

"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned

I am a racing greyhound:

Don't disappoint the Virgin Mary

Whoa! Clowns!

[edit] My Contributions

[edit] Templates I've Added

Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings | User woof | Why You!

[edit] Categories I've Added

Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

[edit] Articles I've Started

Beavis and Butt-Head| Bill Bennett| Dino| Grateful Dead| Laaandaaan| Marcie| Spinal Tap| Team America: World Police| Trilateral Commission| I.C. York-Hunt

[edit] Articles I've Made Major Contributions To

All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| Hickelodeon| The Michael Jackson Show| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

[edit] Undictionary Entries I've Started

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

[edit] Undictionary Entries I've Edited

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

[edit] Lost Classics

User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Cunt| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson| User:Naughtyned/Richard Scarry| User:Naughtyned/Schindler's List| User:Naughtyned/Woof

[edit] Not Ready for Prime Time

User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

[edit] Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To

Bert| Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Megatexas| Niggerlodeon| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Dr. Seuss| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

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[edit] Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping)

[edit] Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY!

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[edit] Awards

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment Go forth and do great things! (just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] Wiki ASSRAPING Vandalism

Wiki DONKEY PUNCHER vandalism is CAPTAIN CRUNCH generally PISSHOLE defined as SCUMBAG editing a(n) CLIT wiki in a(n) BRITNEY way that is RAT'S COCK intentionally BOOBS disruptive or BUGGER destructive. There are CUNT four SUCK MY DICK generally FUCKTARD acknowledged LIKE FATHER LIKE SON types of COMMUNIST DILDO vandalism: ASS deletion of SUGARTITS legitimate CRAPPY information, RAT'S COCK insertion of RAT'S ASS nonsense or FEMADOM irrelevant MALARKY content, FLYING RAT'S ASS addition of DAMN unwanted HENTAI commercial links (BUGFUCK spam), and MAMA MIA policy CUM violations specific to that WANK wiki.

WALRUS SHIT * FUCK * FLYING FUCK * DILDO * MONKEY BALLS * I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL * GOD DAMN * PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS * CHUCK NORRIS * FUCKING A * ORGASM * ASSCRACK * DICKFACE * LAKE TITICACA * FUCK