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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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$$$ This user is a libertarian, so stay away from his or her wallet, hippie!


This user is a pricey nude soundboard that likes to fart while ambiguous moribund classified documents admonish his hitman.
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Che santoru This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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This user is a booming educated igneous protrusion that likes to reduce while alarming white clavichords edify his chiffon.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

MafiaSuit This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canajan, eh?.
tx-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

20,000 This user has contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned

Some of my other crap

I am a racing greyhound:

edit My Contributions


Don't disappoint the Virgin Mary

edit Templates I've Added

Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings - Deleted; Example can still be seen here | User woof | Why You!

edit Categories I've Added

Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

edit Articles I've Started

Beavis and Butt-Head| Bill Bennett| Dino| Grateful Dead| Spinal Tap| Team America: World Police| Trilateral Commission| I.C. York-Hunt

edit Articles I've Made Major Contributions To

All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

edit Undictionary Entries I've Started

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

edit Undictionary Entries I've Edited

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

edit Lost Classics

User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Grover Cleveland[1]| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Cunt[1]| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea[2]| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Hickelodeon[1]| User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson[2]| User:Naughtyned/Richard Scarry| User:Naughtyned/Schindler's List[1]| User:Naughtyned/Woof

edit Old Articles That have Found New Homes

Marcie| Peppermint Patty[1]| Snoop Dogg[1]

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 Ones I didn't start.
  2. 2.0 2.1 Ones I didn't start but contributed most of the content.

edit Not Ready for Prime Time

User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

edit Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To

Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

edit Images I've Edited

edit Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping)

edit Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY!

edit Other Uploaded Files

edit Whoa! Clowns!


edit Awards

Newcookie Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

WASABI Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted
Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir Edward, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

Newcookie DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

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This user created Beavis and Butt-Head, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Wiki SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD Vandalism

Wiki ASSFACE vandalism is ASS generally CUNT LAPPER defined as TIT DIRT editing a(n) ASSHOLE wiki in a(n) BULLSHIT way that is TWAT intentionally TITTYWANK disruptive or JACKASS destructive. There are I'LL RAPE YOU four FLYING FUCK generally DAMN acknowledged BOOBS types of MOLDY TITS vandalism: ANAL deletion of WEHATEMARIO legitimate DICKHEAD information, GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS insertion of FUCKSTAIN nonsense or ARSE irrelevant TURD content, JAP addition of BUKKAKE unwanted FROG commercial links (TOSSER spam), and NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! policy BLOWJOB violations specific to that FRED PHELPS wiki.


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