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Wild swans are sailing over land
on sturdy wings of homesickness.
The day eludes to night's recess
like scarlet-orange firebrand.

NaturalBornKieler's original overblown poetry

edit About me

en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
de-N This user is a native speaker of Deutsch.
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Actually a user of the German Uncyclopedia. I am not a native speaker of English, so if you find any spelling or grammar errors in my text, some of these might not be intended. Feel free to fix them. If you think what I write does not make sense to you, this might be intended, or it might be a fault on my side or lack of humour on yours, so better ask me before rewriting it yourself.


If you are interested in my activities in the German Uncyclopedia and have some rudimentary knowledge of German, visit my German page.

edit About my username

Yes, I was born in Kiel, Germany. The pun is intended and I needed years to work it out, so please appreciate it accordingly. Thanks.

edit My personal bombast

Commander of the Order

edit Translations

When I find an outstanding article in the English uncyclopedia and I think the humour applies to us sober Germans as well, I sometimes do a translation to German. Up to now, I translated:

You can find the German translation by the interwiki link "Deutsch".

And then, I also did a translation from German to English and might do more in the future:

edit My articles in English

When I write articles in English, I normally translate them from my own German articles.

edit My misinformation articles (UnNews stuff)

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