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Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z3 This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
Sniper1 This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.

Stupid camper.

Cs-box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.

Tetris kick ass This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world


This user (probably) huffs kittens.
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Cat03 This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.
Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Homeless2 This user is homeless.
IP This user's IP is

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

XboxLogo This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Nathan X42


This user plays the Xbox360 because they have no social life.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Rabidanimal This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so give them some slack.
Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
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Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Lotus This user is a reincarnation of That Guy.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
42 This user speaks fluent Douglas Adams.

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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
fig-4 This user speaks Fight at a near-native level.
ht-0 This user does not understand HTML and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
il-N This user is a native speaker of Igpay Atinlay.
pe-N This user is a native speaker of Plain English.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

Nathan X42 Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy

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