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“Holy shit the Convent Mother got mad.”
“Goddamit FASTER BABY FASTER KILL DAT VIRGINITY!!!”
“HEIL HITLER!. THIS ARTICLE IS NAZI-APPROVED FOR 'German words in title'. HEIL HITLER!”
NOTE: This article is pure wanking material.
- Plz Wank.
What you need. 1 fertile super aroused male (you), 3 ultra horny stiff cunted, stiff titted women. For safe sex: Condom and like birth pills galore lols. (5 bags minimum :-)
1st. Have the girls tie you down spread eagled. Totally naked, them too. 2nd, 1st girl stiffens you. Then begins to insert your penis into her vagina, intercource. 3rd. 2nd girl 'sits' on you and makes you suck her cunt. 4th. 3rd and 4th girls lift up their 'skirts' and have you use your unbound fingers to finger-fuck them to orgasm. 5th. Cuddle or w/e u normally do after sex.