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“He copied my originality by being me.”
“This guy edits things.”
“I've had it with this motherf***ing Narutowiki5808 on this motherf***ing article. (Edited for the kids)”
Well, I grew up in Sterling Heights. In my first few years, it was hard. The weasels who lived across the street threw ice cream at me every day. Once I almost drowned. When I was three, my life changed when I met Borat. He taught me about Kazakhstan and everybody who every lived there. Then, when I won a contest to meet Ozzy Osbourne when I was four, he bit the heads off of the evil weasels. It taught me how to stand up for myself...biting their heads off! I then attended school for however long you should. Well, when I was in college one day I drank too much and found Uncyclopedia. My life changed forever. Well, until I actually used Uncyclopedia. That brings me here. Did I mention the drive-thru?
edit What to Say About Other Users
Here is where I will show my enemies, kudos, and other acknowledgments:
edit People I Owe
- RabbiTechno: Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights.
- ILIKECEREALX: Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights.
- 184.108.40.206 (No Userpage): Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights.
- The vader hybrid: Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights. And please, having Ozzy Osbourne win everything gets boring after a little. I'm sorry Chuck Norris and Oscar Wilde doesn't, it "appeals" to Uncyclopedians.
- User:Narutowiki5808: Are you an idiot?
- Ducky Smash Bros 16: A game of similar style like Bread Rising.
- Jerks: A mathematical format.
- Dead Rising Festival: Wait 'till September.
- Frank West: He's covered wars you know?
- Me: Not me at all.
edit Deathmatches I Will Do
This article was moved for your safety as viewing of it can cause diarrhea and extreme cases of kitten huffing.
These are my userboxes of course, and if this is seen anywhere but User:Narutowiki5808 (my friend) or User:Deathhero51 let me know.