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“He copied my originality by being me.”
~ Me on Originality
“This guy edits things.”
~ Captain Obvious on Narutowiki5808
“I've had it with this motherf***ing Narutowiki5808 on this motherf***ing article. (Edited for the kids)”
~ Samuel L. Jackson on Narutowiki5808
    my anti-drug.
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edit Bio


Yes, I created Celebrity Deathmatch.

Well, I grew up in Moreno Valley. In my first few years, it was hard. The weasels who lived across the street threw ice cream at me every day. Once I almost drowned. When I was three, my life changed when I met Borat. He taught me about Kazakhstan and everybody who every lived there. Then, when I won a contest to meet Ozzy Osbourne when I was four, he bit the heads off of the evil weasels. It taught me how to stand up for myself...biting their heads off! I then attended school for however long you should. Well, when I was in college one day I drank too much and found Uncyclopedia. My life changed forever. Well, until I actually used Uncyclopedia. That brings me here. Did I mention the drive-thru?

edit What to Say About Other Users

Here is where I will show my enemies, kudos, and other acknowledgments:

edit People I Owe

edit Articles

  • User:Narutowiki5808: Are you an idiot?
  • Jerks: A mathematical format.
  • Me: Not me at all.

edit Deathmatches I Will Do

This article was moved for your safety as viewing of it can cause diarrhea and extreme cases of kitten huffing.

edit Userboxes

These are my userboxes of course, and if this is seen anywhere but User:Narutowiki5808 (my friend) or User:Deathhero51 let me know.

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
ac-F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one).
al-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of the Ancient Language.
ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
ca-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canajan, eh? whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
Geek This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of RabbiTechno.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Potatohead aqua This user wants Celebrity Deathmatch featured.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Narutowiki5808/Userboxes.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
ICONATOR efb7025d22bc69c7ea3d9c90b11679f6 This user is a part of the Class of 3000 and therefor must be a musician.

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