User:Nappy The Quarryman

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is After Hell has Frozen Over AND Thawed Out again. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.
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“I recollected that lady 4 times in one night.”

~ Nappy on Your mom


Nappy is Hot. he is the hottest thing in activewear. you know you want to tap that. You are falling for my subliminal mesages. You will give me a dollar, now bitch. Nappy is by far the greatest individual to huff a kitten sence This Guy and Oscar Wilde. No man has ever laid more wemon at one time than annyone else in history. Contrary to popular beleif, he is not Jewish

edit Early Life

Nappy was born on 32 of march, 2004328 B.C. to a poor black famaly in London. After huffing himself into poverty anf conquering france (but then, who hasent) he developed the Death star project. Unfortunatly The Emperor and Wikipediastole the plansnant got the fucker blown up. Nappy fell into a deep depretion and started to hang out with Maralin Manson. it seemed that he was going to turn into a fucking Emo when he met the man who would change his life forever, (you guessed it)Oscar Wilde

edit Not so early Life

Nappy pwned at CS for a living until Halo ass raped the market. He sucked at Halo, (fucking n00b).
So, he joined the army, and after staring as Lt. Col. #3 in the popular war movie World War I, he was broke from Huffing too manny cat's. He then had anal sex with Oscar Wilde in collage (again, who hasent.)

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You'd tap that

He and Trent Reznor in 1945 invented the atomic bomb out of queso and magnets, (uranium was just a postwar smokescreen, like Weather ballons and Cheese, damned new world order.
the next 40 years are shrouded in mistery, but aparently he went on a mad rampage with several black people that ended in the creation of Pluto, the Kuiper belt and Wisconson

edit Today

Today He lives in Hell Mishigan with his Wife, 3 children, his other wife, his dog, his Girldfrend and seversl unnamed Mexicans




edit Contributions, not up to date

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someone elses Idea of me, I'm socialy acsepted
Trent Reznor
God
Cat Juggling
Hertziaustrovakia
Poopie(I didn't acualy make it, I just Huffed the shit out of it)
My sig
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High Gothic Lang
Lingua Tecnicus
USMC Ranks
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sandbox
Image8Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations

edit "Quotations"

“SHAKE IT BABY!!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Nappy
“OOHH YYEEAA!!-Quat”

~ Nappy on Kumquats


“Ich ben Slaushburgen von Inchalistin en duc POOPIE!!!”

~ Hitler on poopie


“The French: their greatest national hero was a frikin Italian”
~ Oscar Wilde on Napoleon

“ooOOOoo...kitty...come here little kitty.....FUUUUCK!! IT’S EATING MY HEAD!!!.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Cat Juggling

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Now go play in traffic.
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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.



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Nappy: CHECKMARE BE-ATCH!!!!
You: OMG!!!1!!!HAXOR!!1!!11!!!one!!!!


Hotness This is a vanity page.
This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.



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