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A wafer is a bit of sugary bread thing that can go in an ice cream.
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edit Types of Wafer
All wafers taste the same, but they can come in different shapes.
edit Fan Shaped Wafers
Fan Shaped Wafers are shaped like a fan.
edit Square Wafers
These are square wafers, in the shape of a square.
edit Heart Wafers
These are heart wafers, in the shape of a heart.
edit Bird Wafers
This is an interesting misnomer, as this is actually a Bengali pudding dish.
No scrap that, it's a wafer in the shape of a bird.
edit Octahedral Wafers
Yeah, these don't exist.
edit What Is the Point of the Wafer?
It is a bit of sugary bread thing that can go in an ice cream. It doesn't need a point.
edit Where Can I Get a Wafer?
Supermarkets and other food shops.
edit Trivia
- An anagram of wafer is frawe.
- Wafer is the only word in the English language to contain the letters w, a, f, e, and r, and be defined as: "the bit of sugary bread thing that can go in an ice cream".
- Wafers are getting less popular due to the decline of the Italian-style ice cream cafe, but that's a whole other article!
- The current mayor of Rio de Janeiro is Eduardo Paes.
- Wafer rhymes with several words: safer, wafer and safer.
- And almost "paper" if you say it quick enough.
edit Summer
is a good time to eat wafers.
edit More Trivia
- The length of this article is disproportionate to the interesting-ness of the subject.
