User:Nachlader/Tits of the Month

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“Drop 'em.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tits of the Month award


Tits of the Month badge

Welcome to the voting page. This award is for the user with the best tits.

This is where we nominate the user with a cracking pair of tits for the month. The best kind of girl is the one with the most fulsome pair of funbags.

edit Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a eligible, you must:

  • Have tits.
  • You have to be female though.
  • Alright, but only if you cover up the moustache.

edit Ineligibility Requirements

In order to be considered ineligible, you must:

  • Be a fat chick.
  • Seriously, ew.
  • Do people jog round them for exercise or something? Jesus.

edit Nomination and voting process

File:Gigantic tits.jpg

Nominate the user who you think has the best tits.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite pair of melons. Question your observations. Vote for the biggest. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteTOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

edit Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

  • A date with me.
  • Nothing else. That's why I even made this award, you bitch.
  • Okay fine. A taxi to take you home in the morning as well.

edit A Note from the Caresser of Tits Creator of this Award

Claimer: I'm not really sexist. The entire award is just a joke from me. If you are a woman and you feel this is not quite enough a good apology, then pass me your number and we'll have lunch sometime. Bring your tits.

edit Past Winners

None. Everyone before the creation of this award had saggy tits.

edit Nominations for April

edit Luvvy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

edit SysRq (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom+4. I wouldn't mind a piece of that. Oh yes. Mmmm, yes. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:33, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

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