User:NFS Kagami Hiiragi/Chinese Restaurants
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“This is brilliant idea I had!”
“China is never complete without a Restaurant!”
“I have nothing to say.....”
“No fluffy! I am food!”
Chinese Restaurants of the China.
|Motto: We best cooks in the world!!!|
|Anthem: China! China! Meiling!|
|Capital||Beijing! Beijing! Beijing!|
|Largest city||Shanghai Doll|
|Official language(s)||Chinese (all kinds) Vietnamese|
|‑ President||Sakuya Izayoi|
|‑ Co-president||Hu Jinato|
|Ethnic groups||FOOD, Chinese, Mt Fuji|
|National Hero(es)||Tony Jaa, Yuyuko|
Chinese Restaurants, from Old China, have completely took over and expanded their land. Their mission is to perish McDonald's, European and Brazilian Restaurants.
There is nothing else but Restaurants and food. No houses, all tall buildings are all Restaurants, basically every building there is all a restaurant. There is no hotels, no houses, hell not even a place to live for that matter. It's all about eating. There is no food contest, however, since the Chinese don't believe of such sport and it would be a waste of food. The Chinese like to keep their food always frozen, never warm.
You would expect a Capitalist, or Communist, or something Government right? Well you are very right. Their Government is Commfoodism. In the government under commfoodism, they have harsh rights. Except for buildings, roads, and cars, everything is made of food. Witch makes anything like a mailbox to a traffic light, is editable. They are able to eat anything out of food. However, they can't eat too important structures, or they have to puke it all out. Since nothing is really important (except some street signs and posters) around there, they are freely to eat whatever they want, at no cost.
Very rarely they ever use Money to buy food. Since eating is at free cost, no won bothers to pay. They just eat.
They have no diet, but the food served there is mostly anti-fat. The Chinese Restaurant people are normal weight, always. They don't have to worry about losing weight since they are always healthy.