User:NEKO.ca
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“Outside a wolf, NEKO.ca is the most terrifying thing. Inside a wolf, it's nice and soft.”
“NEKO.ca is my nomination for next king of the world.”
“Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. No.”
“Hey! WHAT are you doing? Trying to play a high C without the register key?”
子ネコの世界 Koneko No Sekai Land-O-Leet | |||||
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| Motto: AYBABTU | |||||
| Anthem: I don't feel like dancing | |||||
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| Capital | <insert name here>'s favourite nightclub | ||||
| Previous capital | <insert name here>'s ex-wife's house | ||||
| Largest city | <insert name here>'s home town | ||||
| Official language(s) | Whatever language <insert name here> speaks | ||||
| Government | Democracy | ||||
| National Hero(es) | <insert name here> | ||||
| Declaration of Independence |
1337 | ||||
| Currency | Mo-money | ||||
| Religion | Holiday Hawkentology | ||||
| Major exports | Art | ||||
| Major imports | Electricity | ||||
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edit Biography
NEKO.ca is a Canadian guy. He is a nerd who spends a lot of his time developing: Programming Languages, Games for the Nintendo Wii, Cars, Ways to defeat Oprah, Ways of being a dick with a time machine, Methods to make logic = fact ; fact = [ All your USA are belong to Canada ] = true (The previous statement was in AERO, his programming language), and much more! Also known as Canada-kawaii, NEKO.ca is also an excellent skier, and skied down the very lift line the Quicksilver Express chairlift had its accident on (2 dead, including Oscar Wilde), at the very time it happened (He was 0.02 seconds away from being crushed by a falling chair). Of course, the Quicksilver was designed by Americans, and the old owners of Whistler Mountain, the former location of the lift, went broke due to a lawsuit by That Guy. More Canadians have since bought Whistler out. He has 2 girlfriends: Josefina, the moustached fembot, and Hannah, the half-cat girl. They always follow him around trying to get his love. He is an avid Blu-Ray supporter.
edit OMFG! PSA!
The Avro Arrow is feared by all!
edit E-Mails
Subject: NoticeHELLO!
Yo hobie G wazzup in t3h house dawg? L33TK1NG
Subject: Get lich quickHerro
Find the way to wearth with the Mirrion-Dorral Pylamid! It incrude the guide to crimbing the pylamid with the gleatest ease. Levear youl financiar skirrs and crimb the pylamid. This is the way to get the ralge money. E-mair me at hoojao@pyramidschemes.cx Hoo Sung Jao
edit Awards
 This page is so great, it made the Non-Huffable Kitten, in his glorious crusade against the cruel practice of Kitten Huffing cough up a freaking 12-inch hairball! The submitter is hereby rewarded a rub against the legs, as a sign that the Non-Huffable Kitten is now in possession of him/her. |
edit Info
| This user is Canadian ...and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games! |
