User:Muzak

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“If I had one dollar for every brain you didn't have, I would have one dollar.”
~ Squidward on You

Howdy, I'm Muzak. I'm mostly a reader, though I have some UnNews in the works.

I'm here for the Overly British Humour, AAAAAAAAAAA, Russian Reversal, and this picture below.

Oh, and all of the userboxes are true, save the lemming one.

BearsVsUnicornsSB

Yep. This is it.

Members of my posse: User:Muzak/Posse

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
ac-P This f****r speaks those African clicky noises heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
tx-G This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan.
se-G This user does not speak Simple English and furthermore believes Simple English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Simple English.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
3dspork This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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il-4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
typo-2 This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
mor-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
gb-X This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers.
Starofdavid This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.


ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop


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--Muzak 01:05, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

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