User:Mutou

Oh the humanity...

Uncyclopedia:Babel

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

zh-N This user is a native speaker of Chinese.

[[Asshat ah-P]] This f****r speaks Asshat heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

About me (Act like you're interested)

I am the evil alter-ego of a Wikipedia editor (who may or may not be an admin) who started sending jokers from there here in mid-2005. I have been doing stuff here on and off ever since where my mission is to take over the world using stinky tofu.