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Welcome to my User Page,
the musty page that I call home.
Some Ammount of articles in English.

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About Me

- Born with no elbows
- Parts of but cut off to make elbows
- Elbows are musty

What I do

- Reformat Articles
- Re-write Articles
- Write Articles
- Clean Elbows

In the news

On this day...


December 1: Sherlock Holmes Day

  • International December 1st Day (Not Scotland)
  • 0000 - Chuck Norris Created the world and God.
  • 0000 - 00:01 The DFS sofa sale starts
  • 0001 - Advent invented.
  • 0002 - Advent calendars invented.
  • 0003 - Chocolate advent calendars invented.
  • 1531 - First slave ship carrying White people crashed off the coast of Mali.
  • 1887 - Sherlock Holmes appears for the first time in a dazzling sheer white silk tafetta evening gown, creating an instant sensation throughout the Victorian world.
  • 1889 - Holmes appears again, this time in a pink lace teddy, during a "pre-release" trade-show demonstration of the latest features of Windows Vista.
  • 1891 - Holmes is killed by Professor Moriarty.
  • 1892 - IN soviet Russia Popular demands YOU
  • 1894 - Holmes is back by popular demand.
  • 1897 - Holmes disappears over Switzerland's Reichenbach Falls, only to reappear three years later on the northern shoals of Lake Lugano as a giant squid.
  • 1935 - First known accusation of pedophilia made against Woody Allen when he is caught staring at hot Asian infant in next crib.
  • 1981 - Britney Spears is conceived. JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
  • 1988 - Geddy Lee ate breakfast.
  • 1993 - Sonic the Hedgehog is run over by Jimi Hendrix on a floating motorcycle of jealousy
  • 1995 - School of the year survey results stolen. Sherlock Holmes investigates. His response:"Elementary, my dear Watson."
  • 2000 - United States of America replaced with exact replica. No one notices, except for rest of world.
  • 2001 - The Sherlock Holmes cartoon sweeps the nation of United Kingdom, hundreds die when bad dubbing and flashing-far-from-this-future lights caused people to bleed from their ears.
  • 2001 - Chester Bennington of Linkin Park claims that this is "his December" in the album "Hybrid Theory".
  • 2006 - Satan returns to earth.
  • 2006 - 09:30 Satan gets mugged in Compton.
  • 2006 - 10:00 Satan goes back to hell, deciding it's safer.
  • 2012 Oscar Wilde is born again.
  • 2009 Chuck Norris Super kicking the world into place
  • 2009 Blane Davis looks like Dave mustaine. Dimebag enthusiast "Big Reed" pwns all.
  • 2010 Holmes, God and Satan meet. Holmes proves that God is evil and Satan is benevolent. Chaos ensures as mass exodus happens between hell and heaven. Millions on earth die. But are not sure whether to go to hell or heaven.
Colonization of the Week
For the glory of her majesty
Help us clear the ivy of crap,
and plant the seeds of humour.

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Writer and Noob of the Month

Writer of the month
GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

Seriously, we love you.

Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!

It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!


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