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About Me - Born with no elbows - Parts of but cut off to make elbows - Elbows are musty What I do - Reformat Articles - Re-write Articles - Write Articles - Clean Elbows

In the news The Game of Blame (pictured) Little Apples are the way forward Hello mother, hello Mr Spy tapping into this call Politically correct Pentagon challenged for ban on soldiers listening to Rush Limbaugh America's plastic gun armoury takes a hit. USA taxpayers pick up the tab for IRS parties Doping to supplant wrestling as an Olympic sport China dreams Jennifer Love Hewitt - well somebody does! Mean Monsieur Mustard Here are the nudes Secret Email in White House On this day... June 20: "Have A Nice" Day Day; Nice Day Appreciation Day (NZ);Just Another Day (Earth) A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away: Darth Vader, The Emperor, Yoda and Luke Skywalker ordered by Imperial Senate to take acting lessons. 1782 - The U.S. Congress established the Great Seal of the United States. It is a California Seal named Buster. 1801 - Buster killed in British terrorist attack on Brooklyn Zoo. Buster's daughter Bibi named National Seal. 1877 - Alexander Graham Bell installs the world's first telephone service so that he can build his phone sex empire - it was very successful. 1883 - Oscar Wilde completes his play The Duchess of Paduan, which would later be converted into the Star Wars septology. 1893 - Lizzie Borden is acquitted for the murders of her father and stepmother, mostly due to the court allowing Borden to brandish as axe at the prosecution, judge, jurors, and small children in the audience. 1923 - The United States Government interrupt 30 years of nothing happening on June 20 to wish everyone "a nice day." 1925 - The "Have A Nice Day" riots, triggered by Government action in 1923, finally subside. 1926 - Indictments for "Have A Nice Day" riots quashed. Judge says "have a nice day". Riots resume, ending after Martial Law declared. 1927 - Everyone finally has a nice day on Have A Nice Day Riots Day Day. Only minor rioting happens, as people too confused by name of day. 1959 - A rare hurricane struck Canada's Gulf of St. Lawrence, destroying vast Sasquatch habitat and postponing the National Curling Championships. 1963 - The United States and the Soviet Union establish the "red telephone" line so that the leaders of both nations can ask how each others' day was and generally make small talk, replacing the old method of communication between the two, threatening each other with nuclear war. 1973 - Snipers wish a happy day to a crowd in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Thirteen are greatly overcome with joy and more than 300 are left mildly ecstatic. 1994 - John Gotti acquitted after long trial. In closing arguments, lawyer Bruce Cutler asks jury to "find Mr. Gotti innocent or we'll wack you too!" 2289 - The British finally land on the moon. They discover that tea cannot be taken in 1/8 gravity, cancel mission amid a not so nice day. Colonization of the Week For the glory of her majesty Help us clear the ivy of crap, and plant the seeds of humour.

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia! Seriously, we love you. Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor. Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come! It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon! HEIL FROSTY! Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.