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iPoe is the bold new electrically boosted scientific "gadget" for creating fascinating poetry and suspenseful horror stories in milliseconds. Its working principle is complicated, but its use is very simple. The user "punches" in one or several keywords using a "keyboard" designed for this purpose. The gadget forms a poem or a story out of the keywords, adding what its electrophonic circuits deem necessary. An enhanced iPoe can have a massive independent vocabulary of 200 english words, or even more.