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[edit] “I couldn't ignore that banner at the top of the site anymore... I use Uncyclopedia far too often to ignore the goatse!”

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PORN!!

[edit] Oh my dog! Look at what I have written!

[edit] Stuff I have somehow been megasporking

[edit] Before you do anything improper...

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Expert in Criminal Law

"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

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Accused of malpractice

"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

...you should be aware that this user is the Expert in Criminal ~~Activities~~ Law of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. He has the power(s) to advise the Department on any and all illegal and/or suspect activities to a reasonable extent. Some say he does not have an actual degree, and has gained his reputation by stealing purses from old trannies, but those people have already "regretted" their opinion. Do you think you would like to join those people?

THIS PAGE IS NOW LEGALLY PRONOUNCED USELESS.

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